Ebolution

a term for if/when the Ebola virus evolves to become airborne, and the ensuing global devastation

It’s a futuristic survival movie, set in post Ebolution times.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ October 23, 2014

evolutionary religion

1) the act of believing in evolution because the idea of God scares the crap out of you.

2) A religion that often invents methods of dating the earth to convince others and themselves that we used to be monkeys.

dude: "how was the earth created?"

"religious scientist:" An explosion... as told to me by my evolutionary religion (also known as college)

dude: but how do you know for sure?

"religious scientist:" I have FAITH that it happened...

by Consequences October 7, 2010

lancer evolution

a true legendary car made by mistu. 8 models or "evolutions" of the car. for its reasonably low price tag, can usually out perform more expensive cars stock to stock

that stock evo 7 just raped that gto

by gah September 15, 2003

Evolutionize

Evolving to be better than all those around you; reaching godhood.

"Dude, Aaron totally evolutionized"
"Ikr. He's totally on another level now"

by ya tilted bro? January 30, 2019

Super saiyan blue evolution

Super saiyan blue evolution also know as Complete super saiyan blue is a form only currently accessible by Vegeta. The form is achieved when he surpasses his limits in order to save his family and resurrect Cabba’s universe

The form has no significant difference to Super saiyan blue other then a slightly darker hair color and aura similar to the color royal blue also a mild increase of muscle mass. The form is on par with Super saiyan blue Kaioken Goku did, the form also allows him to use Final explosion without dying this was shown it the Vegeta vs Toppo fight

Vegeta Fan: have you heard Vegeta has a new form called Super Saiyan Blue evolution

by That1irishweeb November 19, 2019

evolution of man

1. a poo or epic proportions; very long and typically unbroken poo that starts in the drain and works its way up to the edge of the water in the toilet.
2. poo that looks like it is crawling its way out

I laid a piece of pipe that looked like the evolution of man!

by Bud E Love May 14, 2003

evolutionism

A belief originally perpetuated by Charles Darwin, that all life originated from single-celled organisms. And a Big Bang. This belief contradicts creationism, which believes a supreme being, generally God, created enough kinds of animals for natural selection to take effect, and the variety of species today is a result. Evolution is not the same as natural selection

The number of scientists who believe in evolutionism is decreasing

by MJCITS April 19, 2010