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exsextional circumstances

When two friends have sex, clearly acknowledging beforehand that they are transgressing friendship boundaries. This is a one-off affair, occuring under exceptional circustances. All in all, sketch.
Bernard to Andrea: "Right, I'll get a condom, but remember, this is under exsextional circumstances."
by NORAV March 1, 2009
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Exception List

For people in a committed relationship, a list of people with whom they are allowed to have sexual encounters with.

The term comes from the people on the list being "exceptions" to your committed relationship. i.e. "I'm not allowed to have sex with anyone but my girlfriend..... except for Jennifer Aniston"

Both men and women can have exception lists and in most relationships where they're used each person will have their own list.

Typically the people on an exception list are models or celebrities or people whom you would never expect to have a chance to sleep with. Although it is possible to have an exception list naming a co-worker or a friend this would not be common.
Carrie Underwood is so hot. I'm adding her to my exception list!
by Danieldjl June 7, 2011
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exception

An error condition in software that is generated by a program's inability to complete a task. Common causes of exceptions include division by 0 and calling of nonexistent files.
java.lang.IndexOutOfBoundsException (Exception thrown by Java when the program calls for an array object with an index outside the array)
by an elite April 22, 2009
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darwinian exception

A total loser. A person who's best DNA ran down the leg of their daddy. Anyone south of the Mason-Dixon line...
Tom: "Fred is a total idiot."
Jim:"A true darwinian exception"
by jimbojones55 April 2, 2010
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The Shreyas Exception

The idea that wearing socks prevents any action from being gay. Unlike the Sock rule which makes sexual activities not gay, the Shreyas Exception is the unwavering belief that nothing you do can be at all gay while wearing socks. In extreme cases, those who swear by the Shreyas Exception sometimes claim that not wearing socks is in itself a homosexual act, and as such sometimes avoid changing socks for long periods of time.
"Hey, did you see the guy with the rainbow flag? Do you think he's Gay?"
"No way, he has socks on, that's The Shreyas Exception, remember?"
by RockfallMaster September 21, 2018
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exception

The member of the opposite sex than one is making an exception for and bang. Obviously, this doesn't apply to anyone other than heterosexuals and homosexuals.

Can often be taken as an insult of one's femininity/masculinity.
Girl: Oh man, that guy has been hitting on me all night
Guy: Isn't he gay?
Girl: Yeah, apparently I'm the only woman man enough for him to make an exception
by cogy December 31, 2011
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sexceptional

adj. superior in pleasuration during the act of sex.


derived from the latin root - sexium - meaning "six". Allows for "six" times the pleasure usually experienced.
your mom was sexceptional last night.

your mom has sexceptionally good taste *wink wink*.
by Jaga April 21, 2004
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