Evolution 

Change in a genetic trait species over many generations to adapt to the environment in which they live to ensure survival. Contrary to what many stupid, brainless creationists have said, evolution has been proven over and over again and is regarded as scientific fact. Evolution is as true as 1 + 1 = 2. Discovered by Charles Darwin.

The only reason retards/creationists do not believe in evolution is because they haven't evolved at all. They are still the dumbass apes that eat their own shit.

Evolution by AtheistMetal June 7, 2012

Evolution 

is a mystery

Evolution is a mystery

Evolution by belmont836 October 20, 2018

Evolution 

An absolutely ridiculous theory, because believing that a magical wizard created everything simply makes more sense.

Wizard evolution

Evolution by Boss37190 June 30, 2011

Evolution 

Evolution is the survival game of living organisms invented by Charles Darwin.

- Dolphin's closest evolutionary relatives are pigs. Now, ain't that a real mindf_ck?
- Well, u know, that Darwin fellow was very good in inventing life and everything...

Evolution by Hobo_Geography October 2, 2021

Evolution 

The reason life is worth nothing

Evolution is quick

Evolution by Sam—kids October 4, 2022

Evolution 

The hypothetical scenario that everything was created naturally over a gradual (4.5 billion years) rate; it is declared “science,” which should be taught, but is nothing more than another religion straying away from God. Likewise, because evolution is taught has true, many feel they must believe it despite Evangelical evidence of God’s truth and creation.

1. Evolution is a misconception on how people perceive the studies of science, providing outlandish theories without evidence while hoping others will not question it.

2. Evolution is a religion taught in public schools, demoting God’s omnipotence.

3. Evolution is a big joke to humanity.

4. Evolution is the story made up by human beings (secular), believing they know everything.

Evolution by Evidential TruthSeeker November 13, 2023

Evolution 

something my friend doesn’t understand

Evolution is real right?
Yeah, but my friend Riley doesn’t think so

Evolution by streampinkfriday2 December 15, 2023