P.E.T.'s (Performance Enhanced Titties)

When a female surgically augments her breasts; improving size and mate-ability. Much like P.E.D.'s (Performance Enhancing Drugs), which have the ability to raise a mediocre minor league baseball player's batting average to that of Barry Bonds (P.E.D. poster child), P.E.T.'s (Performance Enhanced Titties) do the same thing for chicks. You can hear the slow clap in the background --> turning "soft 7's" into "hard 8's".

Hey did you see Jennifer yesterday?

Yeah, from 2 Advil on an ironing board to a dead heat in a zeppelin race.

I'm suspicious of P.E.T.'s (Performance Enhanced Titties).

Suspicious, but thankful.

by IfICanFeelEmThey'reRealsies June 1, 2013

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by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023

enhancify

A word borrowed from Wigginese that really stresses how something was "enhanced" or "intensified".

A word which you might expect from George W. Bush during a rambling tirade of Pax Americana propaganda.

Yeah, man, that shit just..just..totally enhancified my trip!

Strategery! Enhancify!

by mymindisglowing June 1, 2003

Sexual Enhancement

To raise and intensify a sexual act or situation to a higher degree.

Jack used the ol' slap and twist as a sexual enhancement
to increase Jill's orgasm.

by R2-DQ February 11, 2010

Male enhancement

Using herbs, patches or pumps to enlarge your penis.

When you enlarge your member with male enhancement- gigp.com a pickle

by Annamee January 14, 2007

Male Enhancement Vehicle (MEV's)

Those cars that guys drive that include the Truck with the ball sack hanging from the bottom of the back bumper, or the Caddy with hubcaps that spin while he’s not driving, or the sports car for that guy feeling a little older than he used to, or the big SUV with the little cartoon kid wizzin' on the Ford or Chevy logo, or the rust bucket with the tires that are more expensive than the whole car is worth, or the car plastered with NRA and Ducks Unlimited stickers. These are MEVs: Male Enhancement Vehicles.

Now, if you’re a bit on the redneck side, these guys might be considered KEEPERS, but sorry, I just think they’re ridiculous.

I had a truck with balls cut in front of me the other day, total Male Enhancement Vehicle (MEV's).

by Wavy Gravy August 20, 2009

Sam's Purified Drinking Water with Flavor Enhancing Minerals

The most refreshing drink you need.

"Damn bro, Sam's Purified Drinking Water with Flavor Enhancing Minerals is so refreshing.

by Corbino the Extino November 27, 2022