engineering drop

A new software/hardware release without any test or review.

- I created a new engineering drop!
- Great so you didn't tested it.

by GrabbAkkok March 2, 2020

engineering physicists

A fancy way to say neither.

Q: So you're a engineering physicists? Does that make you more of an engineer or a physicist?
A: Neither.

by Vis Viva September 26, 2009

Engineering Gene

The gene passed down from one person to another, resulting in a future engineer. Tell-tale signs in such a person include an inexplicable love for creating problems to solve (technical or mechanical) when there's absolutely no need to, the constant need to find solutions for everyday issues that no one else gives a crap about, know-it-all syndrome, and the inability to admit they're wrong. Are usually social inept to some degree.

On a side note, this is also why engineering jobs have hierarchies (like worker, head engineer of division 2, chief engineer of all divisions, etc.) If they didn't have an orderly and number-oriented way to say "the bill stops here" they'ed never get anything done.

Normal person: I'm bored, I'd go on the computer but the internet's so fricking slow today...
Person with engineering gene: I'm bored. I think I'll take apart the computer. Oh, look, the internet's not working. I think I'll spend the whole afternoon solving that problem
instead.

by GeekiestGirl December 6, 2011

engineering champion

A twat waffle that has no clue about reality who when presented an opportunity can fuck up a free lunch,
usually a plant engineer.

Oh look at this engineering champion , how long before they realize its not plug in.

by weedrx March 29, 2017

Engineering eighty

The equivalent of freshman fifteen but for engineering majors. The engineer will spend his university life doing nothing but eating, sleeping, studying, and drinking. Thus, over the term of their degree engineers will be the last ones picked for varsity sports, due to their poor exercise habits and non-existent cardio.

Eww I'm never gonna put him on our football team, engineering eighty hit him hard!

by Pandarchon November 23, 2011

Engineering Casanova

A person who is amorously or gallantly attentive to all things engineering.

Paul Jehlen jr. is an Engineering Casanova.

by Osoleve January 27, 2010

engineering cute

The augmented perception of reality developed when young men go to an engineering school which is essentially all male. After several years in such a state, any woman becomes better looking. Therefore, a three may end up looking like a seven or eight to a junior in engineering.

-Did you see the new girl? She is pretty cute.
-No, she's just engineering cute with that muffin top and fupa. You need to come to the club with me this weekend to see real hotties.
-Sorry bruh, no can do. I have a big project due and I will be in the lab all weekend. Plus if I do get that finished I have to make some kessel runs on WOW.
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by Dan Wrather June 11, 2017