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Elma Sandblaster

This move from Western New York's wintery season requires precision and creativity, when you urinate on a car hood (writing your name in cursive), and the car's owner comes out and almost catches you, you quickly grab your high-power leaf-blower and shoot the mist of yellow-snow their way, but pretending you are doing them a favor by clearing their windshield. As said owner gets into their car you smile, elbow bump, and toss a turd from your backhand into the passenger seat for them to sit on and unsuspectingly. (you must be able to shit in your hand while maintaining conversation and not getting caught, while not squishing the poo). As the person drives away you smile, wave, and then smack the next person (onlooker) in the face with the remaining poo smears in your hand.
This guy is a real Houdini, managed to pull off the Elma Sandblaster on three unsuspecting people, while maintaining a straight face.
by El el fetches February 4, 2022
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Thicc Elmo

An Elmo doll that rides a scooter and is dummy thicc. He can be found with a quick google search by typing "2000 Mattel Sesame Street Elmo Scooter Toy With Press And Go Action." Be careful though, if you look too long at his glorious juicy cheeks, your brain might begin to melt. He is the thiccest being in existence, and his authority shall never be questioned.
Oh my gosh look at this Elmo doll! He's thicc AF! Let's name him Thicc Elmo.
by Misc. User August 23, 2020
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elmo

He hunts down Barney.
by SonicDude June 7, 2003
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Elmarie

Elmarie is a South African name for girls. They are traditionally very lively and energetic with a very good sense of humor and imagination. They don't take crap from no-one and would rip out your heart and spoon feed it back to you if you cross them.
That guy touched my ass so I went all Elmarie on his case by breaking his nose.
by The Dictionary of Names February 3, 2010
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elmo's world

a kick butt show for 2-5 year old but hey I whach it
lalalal lalal elmo's worl
llalalala elmo's world!
elmo loves his goldfish,
his crayon too,
that's elmo's world!!!!
by nikki September 26, 2004
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elma

n - one who is the epitome of men's desires and gives pleasure. She satisfies carnal fantasies. She is as comfortable in lace as she is in leather and has legs a mile long.
There she goes now. Damn, that is one awesome Elma!!!!!!
by The Black Widow May 17, 2007
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elmow

lmao, but spoken with the "l" separate. Seriously, have you ever tried to say lmao without extra vowels or anything? (not to be confused with elmo, pimp of sesame street)
guy:Elmow! that guy fell in the big mud hole!
guy2:lol!
by uberleethaxor January 20, 2009
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