eeyore

a character in a gay sex reality tv show called "winnie the pooh" eeyore, unlike his other friends is the only one that doesn't take anti-depressants and influences kids to be emo and that their future houses will be a bunch of sticks in the middle of the hundred acre woods. Although he may not cut himself, he enjoys stabbing his ass with a nail and decorating it with a pink bow.

Don't go eeyore, man

by a bunch of pooh March 7, 2008

Eeyorish

the state of mind of utter depression, derived from the character Eeyor in the "Winnie the Pooh" cartoon series.

Dude, I know your girl dumped you last night, quit acting eeyorish and drink this shot of tequila already, fag.

by hexxers_da_molester January 21, 2009

Eeyorism

When someone is overly sad and down about themselves all the time

Damn son that girl has eeyorism, she is always such a downer

by Sarahgeeter March 7, 2017

eyeom

eat eyes. EYEOM om eyes. tasty.

I wish eyeom was a food. tasty.

by ANSKNSJNAKNSANNKASKANSKANSKANS September 24, 2021

Eeyore Shirts

The ever growing clothing fad among'st fat women. The large selection of plus size Eeyore shirts in Clothing departments.

She got an Eeyore shirt on sale.
Doesn't that Eeyore shirt make her look huge?
Look at those huge Eeyore shirts.
I can't believe my mom wears Eeyore shirts.
Why do all fat women wear Eeyore shirts?

by Camel Toe Bunchalotta October 2, 2012

Eeyore

v. To get all fucked up, lose all ability to communicate using the English language, act crazy, then wake up the next day and not remember a thing

Man, Justin got all eeyored out last night. Those tequila shots must have done him in.

by Norman Bates May 2, 2006

Eeyotodd

At the end of the day, a.k.a. E.O.T.D.: a shorthand for the anacronym. Well, fuck, you protest and say that the expression "end of the day" is already shorthand. You're right; "end of the day" is the favorite of cocky businessmen and women who think that they have schlongs in between their legs, both who use it to say, basically, "Look, fuckhead, I really don't want to take the time to have a conversation about goals or the means towards acheiving them. I just want to know that at the end of the day (literally, today), will you have done something for my lazy, piece of shit, ass? If not, then, in line with my intention behind using this expression, you just shut the fuck up and look like an idiot, because people are stupid enough to believe that, if I use this expression to prove that you won't have anything for me by the end of today, then whatever you say is to be deemed unrealiable and I am to come off as king superior, continuing to use this expression and granting me more power." Yes, it's a neat trick; people really dig it! So, what we did to this shorthand is make it even more shorthand by putting it into its anacronym, E.O.T.D., form. And if you thought we couldn't get even lazier and more useless, then think again! Because we made it even more shorthand by just turning it into a sound that resembles sounds used in the "Old McDonald had a farm" song. That's the level of elementary shorthandness we were trying to acheive here.

When RJB, hungover off of 10 yager bombs, gave an 8 a.m. world-stein-class Goldman Sachs presentation to the munger executives from mungerish Mungerland, he finished it off after only 2 minutes of talking, saying, "So, Eeyotodd, pay us to do this deal for you, and we'll make sure you can eat bowls of rice 3 times the size of those you have now. Even if I did want to explain to you what 'Eeyotodd' means, just in case you didn't know, I wouldn't, because, eeyotodd, I'm a god-damn investment banker."

by thaMONZsta April 17, 2006