D.A.R.E.

A program that's supposed to teach children about the dangers of drug abuse. And by the looks of things, the program has already failed miserably to keep kids off drugs.

The schools might as well let the kids shoot and smoke all they want.

by AYB April 1, 2003

A.D.E.D.

Acronym for All Day Err Day. Used to express the accomplishment of something you effortlessly just did which happens to be part of your daily routine.

Person 1: What'd you get on your Chemistry final?
Person 2: 100% A.D.E.D. my nigga.

(Person makes a basketball shot from across the court)
Person: I'm wet with that shit A.D.E.D.!

by TheJistPeggy September 30, 2011

D.A.R.E.

Drugs
Are
Really
Expensive

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|D. | Put a DARE mug on your
| A. | coffee table so your
| R. | freinds can chip in
| E.|
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by Thurgood Jenkins October 29, 2003

D.A.R.E.

Parodies on the acronym include-

Drugs Are Really Expensive
Donut Abuse Resistance Education

Hey pig, how about you DARE to stop eating all those donuts before you burst?

by Invalid H. User April 29, 2003

D.A.R.E.

Acronym for Drug Abuse Resistance Education. Pretty much a big waste of tax money and school hours spent by police officers telling 2-4th graders half truths and flat-out lies about drugs. Along with this, they use scare tactics and educational films about drug addicts (who by default MUST be rapists). It wasted my time, and as a highschooler, I know from experience that none of it really matters.

Me:Not to be one of those pothead dumbasses (I don't care if it's legal or not) but for the record, I would like to say that marijuana doesn't make you stupid, I'm an honor student, and I have a scholarship to a good art school too but I smoke fucking weed ALL THE TIME. Whoever said that they will live a better life than me because they don't get high is a dildo. Drugs have nothing to do with it unless you're a junkie. So have fun with your evangelism and your Purity rings.

Brainwashed Dumbass: OMFGZZZZ. MARIJUANA CAN KILL YOU IT LIEK MAKES UR BRAIN MELT && YOUR LUNGS GET LUNG CANCERRRRRZZZ. U NEED D.A.R.E. BEFORE U DYE OF POT OVERDOOOOOOSE.

Me: Did your mommy tuck you into bed with that story last night or was it on PBS?

by Not a pothead August 26, 2010

a s c e n d

w h e r e y o u e x p a n d y o u r c o n s c i o u s n e s s t o a h i g h e r s t a t e o f b e i n g .

Me: *A S C E N D S*
Bystander: better feed this man worms instead of children now

by qjns? April 7, 2019

D.A.N.E.

noun. D:dumb- A:ass- N:niggers- E:everywere. what you say when your in Detroit or "the hood".

1. we cant go to detroit! theres D.A.N.E.
2. im surrounded by D.A.N.E.

by Brandyn McCartney November 6, 2007