dongless

no dick

i am dongless

by 39z March 7, 2018

dongle monkey

A piece of dried fecal matter that hangs off of one or many pubic hairs on the underside of a mans's testicles.

Dude, the other day I kept on feeling this dongle monkey smacking up against the side of my leg when I was going commando. Ended up having to tear my pubes out from the root, it was so dried up.

by Not my real name. What a shame August 25, 2018

Dongledorffe

n: someone who refuses to admit that they're wrong or in the wrong, even when they themselves know that they are, because they're too prideful and embarrassed to admit that they're stupid.

v: when someone refuses to admit that they're in the wrong due to pride or stupidity.

n: "Ethan is such a dongledorffe, like just admit you're wrong idiot"
v: "If you keep dongledorffeing, these arguments are never gonna end"

by Aunt Suzy's Rat January 28, 2022

Donglesaurus

Giant synthetic penis or sex toy, usually found in carry on bags at the TSA checkpoint.

I forgot to take my donglesaurus out of my bag before I left for my trip.

by CACattack712 March 11, 2022

dongle balls

letting a work keycard or dongle dangle down near one’s penis

Dude, you’ve got Dongle Balls!

by saskydoodle March 7, 2015

Dongleganger

Its like doppelganger except its when you and someone have identical dongs.

Example1
Kid 1- Wow bro, our schlongs look just alike!

Kid 2-Yeah my dudeski i guess you could say were donglegangers!
Example2
Scoutmaster- Hey billy did you know you and kyle have very similar penises?
Billy-Yeah hes my dongleganger!

by KooterIntruder July 11, 2019

Dongle life

When a corporation intentionally limits what you can/cannot do with your electronic device and people just passively accept that as life.

C'mon Apple, we've been living the dongle life for years, carrying all these extra cables and adapters with us only because we have one damn port. I think about it's time that we (the consumers) had enough of this.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 26, 2020