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Dwongle

This is the state of stupudiness with refference to the subject matter in hand, also used in the sense of "dwongle".

If something is refferered to in this manner, it puts it into a context of being out of the ordinary or out of place.
"What are you doing? Do you want to look like a dwongle"

"All this global warming malachy just annoying!" "Dwonglishly"
by Word Speinster. October 8, 2008
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Dishcloth Dongles

Tits that look like they have been wrung out like a dishcloth

Completely drained empty flaps of skin

Caused by accelerated weight loss or years of breast feeding
by Working Class Hero December 14, 2020
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Bot Dongle

The biggest dingleberry to ever live, considered to be a bot dongle.
Hey! Who's that bot dongle over there?

Oh, that's Jo. He's the dingliest bot dongle ever!
by Dinglebryness April 5, 2021
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Dwangle

The act of shaking ones penis to remove excess urine after pissing
Man John, I forgot to dwangle after peeing now I have piss on my jeans.
by Harv244 October 7, 2016
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Flop dongler

a penis of epic size, very big in length and girth.
WOW! That is a massive flop dongler you have there, you could kill a gorilla with that!
by J&A8991 October 17, 2012
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john dongle

(n.) an exclamatory expression similar to diddly squat that most commonly means "nothing" but can have other meanings depending on the context
(adj.) silent, not making noise
I don't wanna hear john dongle out of your lying mouth, Katie.
by CosmikJack January 13, 2017
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Donglepuss

Pronounced: don-gull-puss

Originally of Germanic origin, donglepuss was brought into popularity by chemistry students at UNC Chapel Hill for a generic word of “something dirty”. This word is also a substitute for anything in conversation, especially when attempting extreme perverted ambiguity. Additionally it is characterized under a sub-set of words, which are particularly addictive to say. (IE dinglepuss, close relative to the donglepuss, just smaller)
"Ow you ass hat, you kicked me in the donglepuss"

"Hello there young lady, would like you like me to pet your donglepuss"

"Dude did you see that guys donglepuss"

"Pass me the donglepuss"
by Christopher Gagliardi October 5, 2007
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