david duchovny

The hot, sexy, flaring, bulging male star of X-Files. He is not only sexy, but also smart, having graduated from Princeton and Yale. Synonyms: hotness, desire, perfection, Fox Mulder.
Duchovny means 'spirit' in Russian.

"I saw David Duchovny up against a car, and wished I were that car."
"We saw David Duchovny in a red speedo. He has a very nice bulge."

by fangirls April 28, 2006

duche nugget

A small lump of gold covered in shit, usually referring to a human being. (n.)

Dude 1: Your such a duche nugget!
Dude 2: Not cool, bro.
Dude 1: Your are tho, I cant help it.

by c0l0rmyveiins February 12, 2010

Dunching

The act of Squeezeing the butt cheeks together and fucking them, without penetrating the anus or the vagina.

So i was dunching my girl last night and i totally jizzed on the small of her back.

by TheBlackChad...grimma December 26, 2018

Cunt Duchess

A woman that somehow thinks she is the gatekeeper of facts and her opinion is that of higher value than anyone and anything. They think that because they work under the CEO they should be treated like royalty.

Ruairi: Did you see Peggy's email about Cinco De Mayo?
Kyle: Yea that little Cunt Duchess just listed off facts about Mexican food. She could have at least convinced the big boss to get us a Taco Truck.

by TehPkmnMaster69696969 May 5, 2022

dorchester shrimp

cheese curls, people that live in dorchester, ma don't have enough money to buy real shrimp, so they buy cheese curls

I went to a super bowl party last week and they asked me to bring an appetizer, so I brought some dorchester shrimp!

by lumpy1972 October 19, 2010

duchovny

A duchovny is a dutch oven that results in vomiting.

He farted as her head was under the duvet. She duchovnyed and was sick all over the bed.

by r2builder July 22, 2010

Durchschnitte

A german meme which means "average looking chick"

"Siehst du diese Schnitte da drüben?" - "Die da? Meh... ist eher eine Durchschnitte."

by eviekins November 25, 2020