Dumbleburn

When Dumbledore or any other main harry potter character makes a sick joke at another character

To Mrs Dursley "knock knock, who's there?, not your sister, she's dead" (Sick Dumbleburn brah)

by snowballsnowflakesnowmorenames March 5, 2015

dumbitchery

A form of gender polarization affecting mostly females, that conversely has adverse effects on males

Janet told Ron he couldn't watch the game with his buddies. This was the last straw for Ron, however, as he was not going to tolerate any more dumbitchery.

by Ovrfltr May 8, 2021

dumbish

Another genius creation by figure BAPS.

A mixture of dumb and bitch together

dum = dumb
bish = bitch

dumbish

Wannabe Mr.Awesome: Hey man, wanna help me with my self esteem issues?
Mr.Awesome : Shup Dumbish

by Mr.Awesome - BAPS May 29, 2010

dumbledore

Headmaster of Hogswarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

Full Name: Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore.

He is made of awesome and a homosexual.

Just ask JK Rowling, she said so.

I wish I was as awesome as Dumbledore.

by AModernMyth July 20, 2008

dumbledore

Dumbledore is the ex-headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. He is the only one who Voldemort ever feared. He is around 150 years old, and is the most powerful wizard in the world at this time. He has worked at hogwarts from before 1945-1996. He can speak many languages, and is known for finding the 12th use of dragons blood. He is friends with an ancient alchemist, Nicholas Flamel, rumored to be the creator of the "Philosopher's Stone" which can turn any metal into pure gold, and can create the elixer of life, which will render the drinker immortal for a specific amount of time. He has been asked to be the minister of magic many times, but he enjoys his life at hogwarts too immensely to even consider that.

Full name: Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore
Age: over 150 years
siblings: only one that we know of, Aberforth Dumbledore, who has been prosecuted for performing illegal charms on a goat.
Marital Status: Single as far as we know, but many fans wish that Minerva Mcgonagall is his wife.
Deathdate: june 29th 1996

"I will only truly have left this school none here are loyal to me... Help will always be given at Hogwarts to those who ask for it." ~Albus Dumbledore, HP&TCOS

by aalikane April 19, 2006

Dumbing Down

1: The process by which products are stripped of depth and complexity in order to simplify them for the masses.

2: The removal of complexity for the purpose of mass appeal.

3: The homogenization of entertainment and media.

"Plots, Scripts, and Stories are all too complicated for the general masses. By dumbing down movies we can broaden their mass appeal."

"Thanks to the Dumbing Down of Spore many found the game to be uninteresting and unenjoyable once the initial gimmick wore off."

"The Discovery Network achieved higher ratings by Dumbing Down it's programming."

by Idiocrat August 28, 2009

Back door dumbledore

The back door dumbledore is a famous sexual position form the never released movie in the 'Harry Potter' series.

It essentially consists of a wizards hat, a broomstick and the anus.

1. "Ron! Ron! Get the bandages! I just got back door dumbledore'd by Hagrid! I never understood why Mrs Moganagle made the curfew for first year students! Hagrid has a taste for pre-pubescant boys! Ouch!!"

2. "Arghh, it burns. I never realised Tobasco Sauce could be used as lube!"

3. "Harry Potter, would you stay behind after class. I need to have a little word with you." 😈

by Gary the goat October 16, 2014