duckstache

a shadow on your upper lip created by making duck face that makes you look like you may have a moustache

A: oh, is that a moustache above her lips?

B: no, it's a duckstache

by whothehellareyou January 7, 2011

Ducksimon

Ducksimon is a duck that is named Simon, Ducksimons are Everywhere..Ducksimon is Many ducks, not just one! If Your not a ducksimon then your are a poisonpencil or poisonpen.

“Look! It’s a bunch of Ducksimon!”

by Ivystarisaskyclanleader.. June 3, 2021

i_am_a_duckhead

A funny youtuber that uses text-to-speech and is mostly known for their series "Reacting to sans fangirls" which is basically the emoticon :V reacting to 7-year-old-girls who are "in love" with the infamous Undertale character, Sans the skeleton. They have 213K subscribers on YouTube and have a subreddit based about them.

human being 1: Hey, have you seen i_am_a_duckhead 's newest video?
human being 2: Yeah, it was pretty funny.

by JCexists November 3, 2020

Dickshake

In some cultures, the art of shaking someone's dick when being introduced or meeting them for the first time. Note: It is also rude to shake very limply.

Singh: Oh my, you have a firm Dickshake!
Youcef: Thanks.

by Arty Benjamin August 19, 2009

Dickshit

An insult so vile and low it can only be used to describe the most horrifically cruel and evil person.

Your parental units are such Dickshits for making you babysit your grandma!

by tELLmEyOURSfIRST May 30, 2003

dickshaft

a person who is being a total ridiculous jerk
slang originating in the northwest areas of Chicago

He just stood me up!
What a dickshaft!

by caago August 21, 2009

Do one legged ducks swim in circles?

If someone asks if an answer is correct, and its clearly obvious to everyone it is, then the retort is "do one legged ducks swim in circles?"

"Is the sky blue?"
"Do one legged ducks swim in circles?"

by Dubster May 25, 2003