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Dressing room goggles

The completely distorted viewpoint while in the dressing room that you will have a desire/need/ability to wear a particular garment after purchase.
I was cleaning out my closet and found 6 tops that I bought last year because of dressing room goggles, of course, they still have the tags on them.
by Sassafras September 4, 2013
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Desinilium

Desinilium (noun)

The state of having a strong desire to cease existing or to embrace nonexistence as a preferable alternative to life.
"The desire to simply not exist".

A philosophical concept referring to the desire or longing for nonexistence, or the state of no longer existing. The word combines the Latin words "desi," meaning "desire," and "nilium," meaning "nothingness." As a concept, Desinilium is distinct from death or suicide, as it implies a desire for nonexistence rather than an end to life. Rather, it speaks to a desire to escape the burden of existence, whether due to intense pain, depression, or a sense of existential emptiness. As a word, Desinilium has no prior etymological or historical usage, but has been coined to articulate a common and profound human experience.
Her prolonged battle with depression and chronic pain left her with a deep sense of Desinilium, longing for a release from the pain and suffering of existence.

He struggled with depression for years and would often tell his therapist that he had a persistent Desinilium.
by JoJo.v.Dongen March 7, 2023
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Colombian Salad Dressing

When a guy is laying on his back, spreading his legs, and holding his knees. A girl snorts a line of coke off his ass cheeks and hocks a loogie of cocaine filled snot into his asshole.
dude I got so fucked up last night! Amber gave me a colombian salad dressing and finished it with a dirty sanchez!
by Colombian Ranger May 25, 2016
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Ranch Dressing

Slang term for "Cum"
"I poured some ranch dressing all over my girls salad lastnight."
by Treble June 16, 2003
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Dressing Room Dipper

When funding is low, time is short, and usually during the daylight hours when car sex is not possible, you find a clothing retailer that has unisex dressing, fitting, or changing rooms, grab the maximum amount of articles permitted in the room on your way in, and then upon entering the room, hang those articles up on the hook, drop your pants and rail your girlfriend. Best done at a busy retailer so the grunts and moans are covered by background noise. At the end of the year, this practice can save you hundreds of dollars in motel expenses as a motel that is clean enough for most peoples standards will cost you half a Benjamin every time.
Ring-Ring: Yo Dude, can I come over and use your apartment for an hour or so? I have this hottie with me who needs some dick now! Person 2: Shit man, sorry, Mom's coming over. You better take her over to Old Navy and do a Dressing Room Dipper if she needs railed that bad!
by The CLE Steamer May 11, 2009
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franch dressing

when "frannie z" masturbates with a cucumber, the juices caused by her excitment is now known as "fran"ch dressing.
duddddeeeee i fucked frannie last night and she had some sweeeeet tastin franch dressing!
by ckjrhjmc April 8, 2010
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Dressing a Monkey in Silk

Dressing a monkey in silk does not change the fact that it is a monkey. This is the phrase Spanish speakers use to indicate a bad thing has been made to look good.
An Equivalent English Phrase is 'Putting Lipstick on a Pig.'
Note: In Columbia and Spain, 'Dressing a Monkey in Silk' has no negative connotations of any kind.
'McCain is Dressing a Monkey in Silk' - Obama
by Legatus 1TTA1 October 25, 2008
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