n. A drawer containing information such as letters, deeds, and photographs about one's sordid past or secret identity; inspired by Don Draper from the hit TV show Mad Men
by Joan Holloway November 18, 2009
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by EXSpinalTap September 26, 2009
Get the Second Drawer mug.An oversized or extremely low-hanging scrotum, as when a person is afflicted with elephantine testiculitis.
Did you see that old dude in the locker room?
The one with the scallop dragger?
Yeah, he must have to use an elephant jockstrap for that scallop dragger.
The one with the scallop dragger?
Yeah, he must have to use an elephant jockstrap for that scallop dragger.
by LowellThomas September 28, 2013
Get the Scallop Dragger mug.A drawer full of almost every possible thing you can imagine, although none of what is in the drawer is what you are looking for. I'm talking stuff like adapter plugs from the 90's, crumpled up papers you wrote back in high school, a fork that mysteriously appeared...All kinds of stuff
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Get the top drawer mug.A women whose vagina has had so many sexual interactions that it appears that she has sat on a gravel road and proceeded to scoot along it with her vagina as the point of contact.
The girl i hooked up with last night was such a gravel dragger that her excess vaginal skin was able to encase my testes.
by William Taige November 12, 2006
Get the gravel dragger mug.When you fart in a co-workers desk drawer without them knowing, then you come up to them later and ask them to open it up to give you a salt or sugar or ketchup packet or maybe even lend you a writing implement. They open the drawer and POOF, surprise, farts in their face!
Jen nearly threw up after she went to lend me her mirror and got warming drawered by her warming drawer.
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