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dracula biscuit 

Large breasts on a goth/satanic woman.
jon: tits are always better on goth girls

rick: yeah but then they are dracula biscuits

Gangster Dracula 

When one becomes so gangsterish, that they must feed off the blood of the none gangsterish. Making them a Fangster. The most powerful of all Fangsters is Gangster Dracula.
"You can't possibly compare me and Billy D. Williams. You just can't do it, it's impossible, we're both Gangster Dracula's."
Gangster Dracula by Nikolli Black January 4, 2010

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Dracula's curse

A fart so evil in nature it can only be properly described as Dracula's curse.
Alan:*phhhhhhhhhhhttt*

Jay: Dude! WTF!? was that?

Alan:Yo that's Dracula's curse right there!
Dracula's curse by issaru00 May 27, 2009

Dracula penis 

A condition in which the penis appears to be wearing a cape; often the result of a partial circumcision during infancy, after which the remaining foreskin has grown much longer over the years.
On that night, it wasn't his Twilight obsession that concerned her; it was what to do with his Dracula penis.
Dracula penis by Thomas A Edison November 1, 2010

Kim Dracula 

He’s a musician artist who makes the so much good songs. Songs: Killdozer, Paparazzi, SAY PLEASE, 1-800 CLOSE-UR-EYES. Billionaire (hes making a new song i bet.)
She: Hey who’s Kim Dracula?
Him: Fuckin what? WHOS KIM DRACULA? HE DRIVES A MOTHER FUCKING ARMY TANK BUDDY AND HE MAKES MUSIC AND HE GO’S VROOM VROOM.
She: ok...
Kim Dracula by evanipunkin January 12, 2021