douchenozzle

someone who is very douche-ish.

also known as gay, an ass, mess up, a dick, conceited, hateful, and bitch.

Alexx: He's about to go out with that slut!

Erin: What a douchenozzle!

by sceneprep69 November 27, 2010

Douchenozzlesucker

A derogatory or negative slang used towards one whom is sucking on or in the act of sucking the end of a hot water bottle.

Typically, a water bottle kit includes an enema pipe and a vaginal douche nozzle. The use of the word implies that the subject in question has inserted the nozzle into his/her mouth and follows the action with suckling.

I just visited the town of Douchenozzlesucker Virginia, and man, let me tell ya' what!

by rexdime November 22, 2011

douchenozzle

a person who is a dounche bag

to be used in place of douche bag

That dude is a total duchenozzle.

by the latin freaks November 16, 2004

douche nozzlery

group (or meeting) of smug dickless shitlips

convention of shitheads

"golly Johny, school sure is a douche nozzlery"

by jesiah mesiah June 20, 2008

douchenozzle

Chris Carraba, as pointed out in the equally douche magazine Alternative Press.

Chris Carraba is totally a douchenozzle. 'nuff said.

by Denise March 26, 2004

Douchenozzle

Someone who is either a bitch (in person or behind your back), an asshole, stuck up, too serious, judgmental, jealous or snotty

I would go to the party next door but my neighbor Debbie is a douchenozzle

by Billzonwheelz June 17, 2015

Douchenozzle

A douchebag that is a fuckboy

Man your ex is such a douchenozzle

by Gryffinclaw.hpfreak December 30, 2016