douche bagger

One who bags douches

that guy has six trash bags full of douches

by dog chain March 24, 2005

Douche bagen

Basically someone acting like a completely asshole so you call them a small syringe with detachable nozzles for fluid injections, used chiefly for vaginal lavage and for enemas. But in german, which is much worse.

Stop being a Douche Bagen

by Bridget E May 10, 2008

douche baggerary

When someone (a show off, asshole, "douche bag") displays signs of being a douche bag.

"Look at that guy in that truck, he's sticking his foot out the open window. That is the most retarded display of douche baggerary that I've ever seen!"

"That retard is prone to douche baggerary"

by gimmeurtots72 February 7, 2010

douche baggery

The way Shawn lives life.

Shawn disappearing at work is a sign of douche baggery.

by fredd123 October 2, 2007

douche] bagging [bitch

some who is really fucked...

your mom is a douche bagging bitch

by L November 29, 2003

douche-baggery

The acts a douche bag performs.

A: Dude, Tyler is such a douche bag. Ask him what he's doing later.

B: Hey Tyler! What douche-baggery are you up to later today?

by braetonfaith May 8, 2010

Douche Baggins

A short man, especially possessing a physical stature like that of a hobbit, who behaves in a rude and arrogant manner.

Fuck off, you sawed-off Douche Baggins!

by James G.P. Conrad January 17, 2019