A male who expresses his feelings in closed quarters through poetry, crying, and the like, but in social situations must act like a manly man in order not to become ostracized.
Chris: I'll pwn your ass (the group laughs)
Jon Ray: Don't you have any cock sucking to do you dirty douchebank?
(Later that night Chris will reflect on this situation and express his feeling artistically, whether it would be in the shape of a poem or writing a song)
Jon Ray: Don't you have any cock sucking to do you dirty douchebank?
(Later that night Chris will reflect on this situation and express his feeling artistically, whether it would be in the shape of a poem or writing a song)
by Kevin M from Southie February 27, 2007
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60-year-old Greg: *whistles at girl while walking down the street*
Girl: F***ing douchedad. *rolls eyes deeply into the back of her head*
Girl: F***ing douchedad. *rolls eyes deeply into the back of her head*
by proughtnotpreached March 4, 2017
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Someone who intentionally targets and expels douchebaggery to his/her victims. Unlike a douchebag, though sometimes confused, that unintentionally expels douchebaggery to victims. Being a douchecanoe is the apex of douchebaggery going from prick, dick, asshole, douche, douchebag, and finally douchecanoe in progressive order.
It's like everyone is living in an ocean and people all float. Douchebags are floating too but unintentionally hit people and release their douchebaggery, meanwhile douchecanoes target people that they've want to fuck with.
Dylan: Dude I have a story to tell, so my roommate.. or ex roommate... banged my girl in my bed when I went to go take a shower and then left the semen on my pillow so when I layed down that night I almost put my head on it.
Wolfy: l feel for you man, that guy's a douchecanoe!
Dylan: Dude I have a story to tell, so my roommate.. or ex roommate... banged my girl in my bed when I went to go take a shower and then left the semen on my pillow so when I layed down that night I almost put my head on it.
Wolfy: l feel for you man, that guy's a douchecanoe!
by Crew Wolfy October 7, 2011
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by NSTS55 March 11, 2009
Get the Doucheanator mug.To be so full of yourself that you don't allow anyone around you to run his/her game. To be such a douche that people can rightfully compare you to TJ Houshmandzadeh.
Terrell Owens is such a Douchemandzadeh.
by Burnamen July 5, 2011
Get the Douchemandzadeh mug.it’s where someone is being an asshole and it’s a nice way to say to build a boat cry me a river and float the fuck away or a nice of way of saying to build a bridge and get over it.
by bischtiddies February 23, 2019
Get the douchecanoe mug.A common hair style choice of douchebags in which a full head of hair is manipulated in such a way as to simulate a mohawk. Typically, a douchehawk is employed to imply that in an alternate universe one might consider expressing a rebellious attitude via their hair, but the current status quo forbids it. Douchehawks can be seen at Republican Youth rallies, frat parties, and Rascal Flatts concerts.
"Well then, that's a finely crafted douchehawk you've got there, frosted tips and everything! It complements the popped collar on you pink Polo shirt! You've really got a knack for appearing subversive while retaining the hair on the sides of your head!"
"Yo, thankz, brah. I'm working on my flavor-saver next!"
"Yo, thankz, brah. I'm working on my flavor-saver next!"
by guerrillajoey December 11, 2009
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