doucheberry

Sending emails and/or blackberry instant messages in public places where emailing should not be allowed (i.e. - at the gym, while checking out at the grocery store, while attending concerts and/or sporting events, etc). Those who doucheberry cannot stand to be parted from their phone. Some even own fashionable clips that securely fasten their blackberry to their belt and/or purse.

I sweat my ass off at the gym every evening while Conner just walks on the treadmill and doucheberrys.

by mxedkid February 26, 2008

doucheberger

{dooshbergA} 1. (n) a Russian terrorist from the acclaimed movie 007: Casino Roy L on Google Video.
2. (n) a big fucking douche derger

-Mr. Doucheberger?
-It's pronounced, douchebergay.

by Matt Derger October 2, 2007

douchedrizzle

1. The disgusting liquid that drizzles of a recently used douche.

2. A douchebag.

1. Jenny: Hey, don't touch the garbage can, I just threw a douche in there.

Jeff: Eeeeeeewwwwwwwww, douchedrizzle.

2. John: Yo yo yo wuz happenin my crackers

Jake: fuck off, douchedrizzle.

by An-oNy_m=Ous August 10, 2009

Doucheberg

A douchebag of epic proportions. So douchey that he has multiple douches following behind him.

The doucheberg table kept flailing the menu for the waitresses attention; it was almost as spastic when the tip of the doucheberg got up to dance.

by MikeMehak April 20, 2011

doucheberg

someone who is worse than a douchebag

Walter Berg decided to add the new zodiac symbol Ophiuchus to the calender making 13 signs and this changed everyones sign

Walter Berg is such a doucheberg! I used to be a Libra but now I am a Virgo.

by Honorguard42 January 15, 2011

Doucheberg

Someone who's level of Douchebaggery has has gotten so large that it's as big as an iceberg

Glenn Beck - Doucheberg
Rush Limbaugh - Doucheberg
Bill O'Reilly - Doucheberg
Dick Cheney - Total Doucheberg

by LeftyCoaster November 7, 2010

Douchejerkhole

Pronounced: Doosh-eh-jerrk-hole.

(Noun) One who emits the qualities of a douchebag, jerk and asshole all at once. Usually applied to someone with an apathetic, aloof or insensitive attitude.

(Adjective) Insensitive, rude.

Person 1: My puppy died. =(
Person 2: Oh well.
Person 1: You're a douchejerkhole!

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Person 1: He canceled our date and then went out to get blazed with his friends instead.
Person 2: What a douchejerkhole thing to do!

by Catherine_x69 April 24, 2008