Douchebid

The $1 bid on the Price is Right by a douchebag.

oh your gonna let us all think on it and then Douchebid? How dare you.

by Eddie to the O July 23, 2011

douchebread

total Opposite of Snowbread.
Lame,uncool,stupid, worthless pretty much anything negative.

imadumbfuckin12yrold:lolz omagawd imma kick yo a$$
smart kid: dude ...you are so douchebread. get a life.

by elctrctyscpe April 4, 2008

Douchebreath

A man who performs oral sex on his female partner after he has ejaculated inside of her vagina and directly afterwards attempts to kiss her is known as a douchebreath.

Eww, get away from me douchebreath, go brush your teeth!

by Nadsss August 8, 2010

douchebrew

A man of the Jewish persuasion that also happens to be a douchebag.

The rabbi that kept making stupid Pollack jokes in front of his congregation was a total douchebrew.

by enderkcmo December 13, 2006

Douchebigalo

Someone who is such a gigantic douche bag, but still manages to pull massive amounts of tail.

What the fuck! He must have a baby's arm in his pants cause he is definitely a douchebigalo.

by Matt Tomlinson February 15, 2008

doucheborg

a douchebag that is using his phone via his new technologically advanced bluetooth earpiece.

guy1: is that dude talking to himself?
guy2: no, hes on the phone, looking like a doucheborg.

by jwax August 6, 2008

Douchebadgery

n., the sense of entitlement displayed by hordes of blowhard tourists sporting badges (vs. just wristbands or single event tickets) during the South by Southwest music/film/interactive festival (SXSW) in Austin, TX each March.

(says a local): "I have no intention of going downtown tonight and subjecting myself to all that douchebadgery."

by Debmocracy March 12, 2010