douchebadge

The badge of the douche. Any accessory that makes the wearer look like a self-important idiot.

-Lisa always walks around with her bluetooth earpiece in her ear, even when she's not on the phone.
-I know, it's totally her douchebadge.

by L.M. Aut August 29, 2007

douchebuggery

When some douchebag comes along and buggers up something that is valuable or important to you through a combination of ignorance and arrogance plus a measure of intent.

After his election, Obama committed many acts of douchebuggery against the country.

by Harold LeCat February 10, 2014

Douchebagger Vance

1)Someone who does not perform well on the golf course, due to being hungover

2)Someone who performs general douchebaggery on the golf course and thinks they are good but they are not.

1) Jeremy: "How did you play?"
Danny: "Like Douchebagger Vance"
Jeremy: "Thats a bummer man."

2) Jeremy: "How was golf?"
Danny: "Some Douchebagger Vance kept hitting into people and taking forever to hit a 5 yard shot!"
Jeremy: "Thats a bummer man."

by Doodle Bugs September 8, 2008

Domino Effect of Douchebaggery

A term used to describe how one Douchebag will cause others around him to become Douchebags.

Mike used to be such a great guy until he started hanging out with Chris, now he's a complete Douchebag. That's Chris' Domino Effect of Douchebaggery for you.

by RDMac April 3, 2011

Douchebagery

adj.; the act, actions, or status of being a "douchebag"

Tim was being such a jerk, that I couldn't stand his "douchebagery" anymore and I punched him in the head.

by Josh Meyer May 6, 2006

Douchebaggery

To engage in douchebag behavior

Did you see Kanye West on the VMAs? That was some real douchebaggery!

by Blackcat16 March 8, 2010

douchebaggery

to carry out n such a manner that is generally offensive, lude, rude, and/or of a prick

a man wakes up to the noise of his crying infant, waits to see if it will stop. finally awakens to walk right past the infants room to go smoke a ciggarette fist, then tend to infants needs.....his actions are classic douchebaggery

by loo hoo May 13, 2011