douche nozzle

tobias wright-like people, usually the biggest douchebag at a lunch table. This person is usually so much of a douche that he/she transcends douche-like name calling, to the point where the term "Douchenozzle" is all that suffices.

Toby, quit being a douche nozzle and eat your lunch
!

by tyler grimes April 15, 2006

Douche Nozzle

Someone who drives towards you with their high beams on and doesn't turn them off as you get closer to them.

Dan: Wow look at this fuck head with his high beams on coming right at me.

Tone: Fucking Douche Nozzle.

by DOM TORRETO November 7, 2011

Douche Nozzle

A word used to one up someone who calls you a douchebag.

Example:

John: Brad you are such a douchebag.. Haha

Instigator: ooooh.. man he clowned u... aren't u gonna get back at him?

Brad: Well john... yer.. Uhh... a... umm... A douche nozzle!

Instigator: Burn!!!

*John hangs his head in shame*

by IHateYouXoXo May 11, 2009

Douche Nozzle

Adj: 1) A person who spouts forth douchebaggery like a hose sprays water. 2) A person who has nothing competent to add but useless drama or needless facts.

That girl is such a douche nozzle, all we hear is drama drama drama!

That guy is so full of himself, a real douche nozzle!

by Darth Wader January 26, 2012

Douche Nozzle

Derogatory term used for anyone who is stupid, lame, annoying, or an asshole. See also douchebag and douche.

Why did you kick me in the nuts, you douche nozzle!

by Binford August 9, 2003

douche nozzle

language variance. as in the german, du shnosel; arrogant young prick. came across this with my friend from germany. funny germanglish cross slang connection.

zat man hee theenks he iss so spveshial, iss he geevin uss de nose in ze air, perfect case of du shnosel. douche nozzle! same thing. love it.

by gumption101 January 9, 2009

Douche Nozzle

Being such a douche bag that you are actually compared to the end inserted into one ass.

Ya know he is seriously a douche nozzle

by Fat man walkin May 25, 2009