by AshHole13 November 14, 2010
Get the Douche Bagmug. kid 1: why the hell are you wearing that ugly as douche bag backpack.
"cool kid": cas i look gangsta man.
kid 1: man im gonna beat your ass that shit is so ugly.
"cool kid": cas i look gangsta man.
kid 1: man im gonna beat your ass that shit is so ugly.
by Boeydude February 14, 2008
Get the Douche Bagmug. 1. A jerk
2. An Asshole
3. Someone With turbo aids
4. An Unstable Cracker who shoots Unstable Niggers.
2. An Asshole
3. Someone With turbo aids
4. An Unstable Cracker who shoots Unstable Niggers.
by Josh AKA Jesus from mc February 27, 2009
Get the Douche Bagmug. Somebody who you think is a complete retard and doesn't know anything about what they're talking about.
Douche bag: Do you consider your self African American or black?
Black guy: Wow. You`re a real Douche.
Black guy: Wow. You`re a real Douche.
by The Cook3 April 14, 2010
Get the Douche Bagmug. The definition of Douche Bag~ Rick Asselin, A completely useless, no good, worthless piece of shitt, lying, stealing Vindictive boyish less of a man, Ass kissing Snob, no life better off Dead Crap hole Gay lord, Sack of shitt Covered in Mutilated Monkey Ass Holes In a Firey Pit of burning deformed goats, no life, and Stupidest shitt that ever walked the earth.
by Heywood Jafookme March 8, 2010
Get the Douche Bagmug. Main Entry: douche bag
Pronunciation: 'düsh 'bAg
Function: noun
Date: circa 1963
slang : 1 One with an undescribeable fucked up-ness hence stupidity, poor idea of what's cool, possibly an arrogance about them. 2 One with an intolerable personality. People named Allen attempting to attend ludwigapalooza. Fucken Douche bag
Pronunciation: 'düsh 'bAg
Function: noun
Date: circa 1963
slang : 1 One with an undescribeable fucked up-ness hence stupidity, poor idea of what's cool, possibly an arrogance about them. 2 One with an intolerable personality. People named Allen attempting to attend ludwigapalooza. Fucken Douche bag
Other Forms: Douche, DoucheyMeat heads are douche bags.
Dude, stop being a douche bag.
Dude, stop being a douche.
Dude, that was a douchey move.
Dude, stop being a douche bag.
Dude, stop being a douche.
Dude, that was a douchey move.
by Coimplments December 28, 2005
Get the Douche Bagmug. Typically someone born after 1990. A person that can name every American Idol winner, but doesn't know who the Vice President of the United States is. Someone who is overly obsessed with reality shows. This person also has an affinity for bands like Nickleback, Three Days Grace, or Good Charlotte. A person who thinks that people actually give a fuck about their tweets. Someone who "likes" everyones feeds on Facebook. Rather than playing the field, male douche bags usually have to have a girlfriend to feel complete. Male douche bags typically have to be nice to a girl in order to fuck her because they aren't capable of sealing the deal otherwise. Someone who gets their ass whooped in a fair fight and tries to sue. Michael Moore. People who get offended over stupid shit. People who don't speak their mind because they are afraid that someone else will get offended. Attorneys.
Person 1: So what are you gonna do tonight?
Douche Bag: I'm probably going to stay at home. Jersey Shore is coming on tonight.
Person 1: Wow...you're such a Douche Bag.
Douche Bag: I'm probably going to stay at home. Jersey Shore is coming on tonight.
Person 1: Wow...you're such a Douche Bag.
by TheRealF'inDeal July 9, 2011
Get the Douche Bagmug.