doormat

An object you place in front of your door. ffs
Not a person you treat as if they were a doormat. You know, walkin' all over 'em and makin em feelike shitlike WHAT?
You gonna do that?

A doormat is simply an object placed before an entryway into someone's home. It is NEVER a human being that is treated like some planar object you can just walk all over, wipe your shoes off on, and then enter into the person's home I can't even get into. I can't get in there, because - hint hint - I'm a fucking doormat. So sure, I'll stay out here, glad I could be of help.

He used a doormat to wipe his shoes off before going into the apartment.

by midinerd March 19, 2019

Doormatt

A fella (Usually named Matt but not always) who lets bitches walk all over him.

"My friend Frankie is a real Doormatt!"

by Eclosis April 9, 2015

Work doormat

Somebody who gets completely walked all over at work. They work over-time for free and they don't stand their ground at all.

Alice: What you up to tonight bae?
James: I'm on call tonight AGAIN!
Alice: But they don't even pay you for that?! You're such a work doormat!!

by imsofuckingquiche February 18, 2015

Doormat

when your ex-boyfriend treats u like shit

walks all over you

Insults you

Calls you names

My ex-boyfriend treats me like a fucking doormat he walks all over me

by Traci68 February 17, 2020

Egyptian Doormat

The semi sexual act of putting your fingers into someones throat when they yawn making them vomit, then leaving it there for people to step in.

Elliot: I totally gave this bitch an egyptian doormat yesterday dude.
David: Really?
Elliot: Yeah man, there was vomit everywhere when i left.

by KeemstarIsMyDad May 12, 2016

Bolivian doormat

When multiple European men ejaculate onto each other's feet and then step on a woman, wiping the semen on her.

"I heard Katie is a real freak!"
"Why's that?"
"Someone told me that she got a Bolivian doormat ran on her last night"

by Citrum June 7, 2017

three cornered doormat

Term used to describe, in casual conversation the unshaved female pubic region or "lady garden". Often creeps up in conversations involving those brought up on the M4 corridor in the UK.

"So, how did the date go last night me old china?"
"Well, put it this way sunshine, I was down on her three cornered doormat soon after coffee was served".

by Peter Preston July 6, 2007