dook

n. terd
see also dooky

v. to lay a terd

Man, I just laid the biggest dook.

Dude, if you dont shut up, ill dook in your mouth.

by tony kroeger January 26, 2003

dook

Special type of hook used to suspend ducks and sings from in duckdows.

How many ducks can you suspend from that dook?

Firty Fwee.

by Cwips February 12, 2004

dook

known for two things dook williams and poop

chris:i aint goin swimmin in dook williams pool.

cris: why man?

chris: cuz there is dook in dooks pool!

by Cmack56 July 30, 2008

dook

to fuck up the ass

i dooked that bitch soo hard last night

by MG November 1, 2003

dook

An essence greater than infinity.

1. D00k > infinity

by Kloe April 8, 2003

dook

a large creamy substance that flows out the backside of all human beings and most animals. Usualy flows out in a shape that ends up looking like ice cream and/or frozen yogurt. Past tense= dump.

Jim-Bro, look at the size of that dook.
Bill- Whoa, that must have been a long dump.

by ChrisH_yo July 25, 2007

dook

1) Perrier
2) Whiskey
3) Any drink consumed straight from the bottle

origin: Dook is the sound effect used to indicate drinking in Tony Millionaire's comic strip Maakies.

They were out of the six packs of dook, so I got a glass one.

CVS charges like two bucks for a dook.

by don't be coy March 8, 2011