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Donging It

To wear an item of clothing that also one's penis shape to be seen easily such as sweatpants or basketball shorts with no underwear.
Jon: "Did you see David yesterday in those sweatpants?"
Kyle: "Yeah, I don't think he was wearing any drawers "
Jon: "He was really donging it"
by ThomasTheIdiot February 18, 2015
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Queef doinking

When a girl spontaneously materbates while wondering around her house which results in queefing
Dang girl I couldn't stop queef doinking around the house today!
by Forest H July 13, 2017
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dumpster doinking

Getting a little action behind a dumpster
Jimbo and Debbie were dumpster doinking Saturday night at the trailer park.
by Fact Checked January 10, 2018
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Fire-Donging

Fire-donging is the act of setting your penis over an open fire to strengthen it for hours of sexual activity. This is done by placing the penis over the fire to the point of it almost causing burns, but not. this has not been proven, but in theory this should work.
1. Jeff decided Fire-Donging before his night of sexual conquest would be a good plan.
by Alistairthemagnificent June 18, 2010
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Dinging

Where as you walk or run along naked your pecker flops up and down with each step. Said motion is called dinging because the pecker is called a dinger.
She saw me dinging all the way to the lake.
by Judge dredd7 July 30, 2011
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Doinking

Doinking is trying to meet an objective that is most likely a waste of time, such as placing a square peg in a round hole.

Another situation you may find the word is when you are trying to create something out of what was seen as useless junk beforehand.

Some times, what you create after doinking is called a jerry-rig.
I was doinking with my broken computer when I realized I could use it to make an awesome belt.

When you're doinking around with an open receptical, be sure to use a plastic butter knife in the sockets and not a metal one.
by Xackery September 16, 2008
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Doinking

e.g Boy:Your So Fit, Fuck Me This Friday
Girl: Your So Doinking Me :L
by DorothyMayBest February 9, 2009
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