king kong ding dong

A huge penis, comparable only to that of King Kong.

1. Donnie's king kong ding dong stretched my asshole so wide that it won't close anymore!
2. Whoa! That's one king kong ding dong!

by Clit Eatswood December 28, 2005

ding-dong shit

the act of shitting in a bag, then ringing the doorbell of that asshole down the street, then throwing said bag of shit at his house.

I can't wait to ding-dong shit fred, he is such a douche.

by joeseph:D August 28, 2010

peng-a-leng-a-ding-dong

an over exaggerated word for peng meaning mighty fine!

pervy boy 1:wow lokk at that girl.
pervy boy 2 : yh shes peng-a-leng-a-ding-dong.
pervy boy 1: word

by dave_rave October 25, 2006

ding dong bitch

when one repeatedly ding dong ditches someone (a.k.a. knocking on their door furiously and then fleeing), but when one actually tries to contact the person by knocking on the door, they refuse to open the door.

Brittany won't open her door...she is being such a ding dong bitch!

by Brittany, Queen of Portugal February 18, 2009

farang ding dong

A porn genre refering to Thai women who have received major breast augmentation surgery, courtesy of their generous boyfriends. Farang ding dong means "crazy foreigner".

The chicks on that farang ding dong site are outweighed by their own tits.

by Col. Cornholio August 27, 2006

Prom-a-shlonga-ding-dong

The act of masturbating an hour before pre-prom in hopes that it will prolong your sexual experience after prom.

hello mrs. smith, ill try not to have your daughter back to late, but i cant promise. my Prom-a-shlonga-ding-dong might have you waiting an extra 3-4 minutes

by mike sphynx July 30, 2010

ding ding dong

Another word for a man's "tra la la."

Gunther: Oh - you touch my tra la la! Mm - my ding ding dong!

by Nathaniel Jones November 14, 2005