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Dock Talker 

A person (usually living alone at a marina on a boat) that doesn't have much interaction with other people so he/she is hungry for conversation.

When you finally get a chance to escape your daily life and get a little time on your boat, this person always intercepts you and starts up a conversation that's hard to end without being rude.
I had one day off from work and I planned for a quiet day on my boat fishing. Instead I spent the first half stuck at the marina trying to get away from George, the Dock Talker.
Dock Talker by KLH444 January 7, 2013
Related Words

Dock blocking

When someone gets between or stops two guys while the are attempting to dock their cocks.
Leanne was totally dock blocking me and Winston last night

Dock Squatin 

When an uncircumcised Male and a circumcised Male scissor like female lesbians.
Those guys are late because they were dock squatin.

Dock Whore 

A girl that waits at the dock everyday for charter fishing boats to come in so she can flirt with the mates and other boys. Mainly happens in small towns where there isn't a lot to do. She goes from boy to boy and goes from meeting them to hooking up with them just as quickly.
Alice is such a dock whore, she has been down her everyday of her vacation and she just met him yesterday and stayed at his house last night.
Dock Whore by tightlines October 7, 2011

Dock Hoarding 

When you have way too many icons on your dock on a Mac computer. When you try to take the time to get rid of one, you can't decide which shortcut to delete.
Leonard: Dude, you should delete some of those icons off of your dock. You have way too many down there.
Jared: I know man, I just don't know which one to get rid of.
Leonard: What about Stickies?
Jared: No way dude! I need a shortcut for that. How else will I be able to jot ideas down on the computer and have them read aloud by a robot?
Leonard: What about Chess?
Jared: No dude, what if I get bored?
Leonard: You don't even know how to play. You are totally Dock Hoarding.
Dock Hoarding by Leonard69 February 20, 2011

Dock Blocker 

To have a large boat that takes up an entire dock at a lakeside bar or resort.
The Dock Blocker with the huge boat took the whole dock. Fuck that guy!
Dock Blocker by Sea man May 30, 2013