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divine intervention

When a miracle happens. When the hand of God reaches down and saves someone from a life threatening or dangerous situation.
When someone is placed in the right place at the right time to be a catalyst for someone in need, when the person in need may have been in angst about how they would get through a certain situation.
It has nothing to do with sports.
When I was sick, and didn't know how I was going to get by, or eat- get medicine, and someone was anonymously inspired to slip assistance under my door, or bring me food or take me to a doctor.

Missing any form of transportation you were supposed to be on, and discovering it was in a terrible accident, or driving a different way to work/school, or where ever you were to go and missing a major accident.
Those who were running late or stopped to do something else, or were scheduled to be out of the office on 9/11- any scenario when a life or injury was spared because of out of the norm circumstances. To me these are more plausible examples of divine intervention.
by akak8ty July 30, 2006
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The Diviner Special

When your group of friends has an orgy with one or more women
"Dude she's SO hot, let's give her The Diviner Special"
by The Third Hokage August 2, 2019
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Divine Eights

Technique during Fellatio whereby giver does the following:

1. Use head thrusting to completely envelope entire penis.
2. Giver uses nose to draw imaginary figure 8's in pubic area.

The result is extreme pleasure for the receiver via extreme stimulation of the entire penile crown, unattainable by simply head thrusting alone. (Chicken Necking)

Can probably also be done during irrumatio, if both giver and receiver are well attuned to each other.
I sure wish those american sextard bitches (ASB) knew how to do those Divine Eights that the East European and Russian goddesses are so proficient at. It's bad enough the ASB don't know or understand or are even willing to learn ESO, Tantrism or any of the other 'highly skilled techniques'; The ASB don't even know the basics of Fellatio such as Divine Eights!@$% I don't know why I waste my time giving them Venus Butterfly or even erotic massage. Sheesh!
by Jon_Public May 12, 2010
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Diviner's Sage

Slang term for the psychoactive herb known as Salvia Divinorum. Salvia Divinorum is not a scheduled drug although some states have banned the sale and trafficking of it. The D.E.A is currently reviewing whether or not Salvia should be placed as a Schedule 1 drug.

The psychoactive ingredient that gives Salvia it's hallucinogenic effects is known as Salvinorum A

Some other terms for Salvia Divinorum are:
Sally D., Salvia, Shepherdess's Herb, Ska Pastora
John: Did you see how much that Diviner's Sage was?
Jake: No, I did not.
John: Well, fuck off then!
by Josh Monroe July 20, 2010
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Divinchi

The greatest youtuber/Italian of all time. He is a very sexy Italian man and every girl wants to fricky dicky him.
Dammmmmm, Divinchi epic
by Divinchi November 10, 2019
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Divinecqsh

Someone who only plays the crusher on roblox. Get better soon.
“Do you know what Divinecqsh is doing today?”
“I heard she’s playing The CrusheR!”
by featherwishess January 12, 2022
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He was born out of the Scandinavian god Odin's rectum on October 9, 1944 (Leif Eriksson Day) due to a wolf-styled anal plug. Later killed in an accident involving poisonous blowfish innards, he was then reborn through a cake recipe in which the blond-haired baker didn't do the cooking by the book. However the oven was built into the volcano Eyjafjallajokull, and he was blown into a bush at a park in Nevada (after Iceland's banking crisis). There, he was discovered by Funion-eating Americans, whom adopted him as their love child. He currently resides with bitch-ass white kids and drug-dealing draugr, leaded by a half-Asian named Fuzzy Sheiben. Please subscriebe and donate nao so he can fulfill his dream of meeting Alexander Rybak. Join the Felowship of Magnus Followers who partake in the journey to his birthplace in Iceland.
ALL HAIL MAGNUS ERICKSON ALEXANDERSON THE DIVINE JESUS CHAIR
by planttreesplease January 24, 2015
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