Divine

Divine is a lovely boy with a caring heart. Divine is so straightforward and doesn’t like to beat around the bush, he just tells you how it is. Divine’s are shy when you first meet them but they are so friendly, when you get to know him he will never fail to make you laugh. Divine is effortlessly smart but doesn’t realise so. He has an amazing personality and is very rarely insulted but Divine’s have such a laid back attitude towards certain things which could cause a downfall.

Person 1: How would you describe him?
Person 2: Ugh he’s such a Divine !

by Drillprincess01 October 16, 2019

Reinvesting The Dividends

When you feel compelled to take a second shit for the day only to not take one because it may comprimise the quality of tomorrow's shit.

After I took a shit this morning, I had to take another one at like 2. But I didnt cause I was reinvesting the dividends for tomorrow.

by Effmanny June 5, 2010

Divine

Better than perfect, what people will say if they read a book or eat something that is better than perfect.

to er is human, to forgive is divine

by James Lowe September 13, 2004

Divine Child high school

A school full of semi-athletics white boys, Tik-Tokers, and VSCO girls.

Person 1: are we playing Divine Child high school this week
Person 2: Yea... I heard there team is just... Ok

by 9866635999 December 12, 2019

divine behind

When a man/woman has an ass that is so fine. A choir of angels can be heard singing.

That girl had a real divine behind.

by Ngljusthere4lols May 3, 2020

Condimental Divide

When you and your romantic partner, spouse, family member, or friend share opposing, strong opinions about a specific condiment, such as ketchup/catsup or mayonnaise.
-As coined by Mark Garrison on the podcast "The Sporkful".

Person 1: "You like Miracle Whip? Gross!"
Person 2: "No, mayo is gross; Miracle Whip is good."
Person 1: "We can't hang out anymore. I can't get over the Condimental Divide."

Person 1: "I dumped my girlfriend because she put ketchup on her hot dog. That's just WRONG!"
Person 2: "Another relationship destroyed by the Condimental Divide."

by JRadimus April 10, 2011

darling divine

someone really beautiful, goddess, and sweet. Someone you just can't help but not stare at because of how beautiful they are.

oh my darling divine, I love u.

by Thoughts about what I think lo May 7, 2017