destructed

being high as a direct result of a breadbag

i got destructed all day long on a futon.

by skizz May 13, 2005

Flow Disrupter

A Flow Disrupter is someone or something that disrupts the natural flow of things.

Chris a became a flow disrupter when he walked in on me while i was fucking my girlfriend.

by Merces Letifer July 29, 2006

DISSRUPTER

Someone who not only interupts other's conversations, but also insults people in the process.

"So, I was at the mall, and....." "Oh, hey guys! Did you see Marla's shirt? It looked like vomit!" "Hey, we were talking, before you rudely butted in, besides Marla's shirt was not that bad...." "Yeah, like you would know anything about fashion. Your style sucks! Besides, you are always talking. give some one else a turn, big mouth! "Not only are you rude, you are a dissrupter, bitch!"

by Brittany T April 24, 2008

Distracted Drift

"Distracted Drift"

When driving you notice erratic driving such as slowing /speeding patterns, drifting into your lane, and so on as a result of using their mobile for texting/posting/browsing.

"Man, I was on my way into work this morning and was almost taken out by the peckerhead doing the 'distracted drift.' I expected it ot be a kid but it looked like a soccer mom on Facebook."

by Renees Bill July 23, 2013

distrumped

Anything that a candidate for public office says or does that reminds you of the disgust you feel when you think of Donald J. Trump.

Mayor Bell's attitude on the minimum wage inside the city limits distrumped me beyond belief.

by Photopro July 28, 2016

Distracted Ferret

An extremely scatter brained or easily distracted person; someone who is nearly incapable of focusing on any one thing for an extended duration or several things for longer than half a millisecond.

Dude, I'm so slammed at work, I'm going seriously distracted ferret right now!

by Distracted Ferret March 21, 2017

Districted

Confused and strongly surprised .

Wow tre I'm districted asf .

by J gal January 3, 2018