A person of the opposite gender which is not a significant other, but has enough "beyond friendship" feelings and possibilities attached to him/her that this person creates a major loss of productive time whenever s/he is available for contact.
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2. It's So Easy
3. Nightrain
4. Out Ta Get Me
5. Mr. Brownstone
6. Paradise City
7. My Michelle
8. Think About You
9. Sweet Child O' Mine
10. You're Crazy
11. Anything Goes
12. Rocket Queen
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When somebody distracts you with the idea of food being ready, just to get you off what you were focussing on.
Tends to be when someone wants to get your attention by the emans of using food to their advantage and ruin your focus on anything else.
Tends to be when someone wants to get your attention by the emans of using food to their advantage and ruin your focus on anything else.
Example 1
Person 1: - Dinner is ready!
Person 2: - Okay I'm coming. {Turns off computer}
Person 1: - Dinner is Ready!.
Person 2: - The dinner clearly isn't ready...
You haven't eithen put it on the plate...
Person 1: - I tricked you!
Example 2
Person 1: - Dinner is Ready!
Person 2: - I'm coming {Turns off computer}.
{Walks into Kitchen, with food still boiling and not on the plate}.
Person 2: - Why say food is ready when I can't take it into the front room yet, It's not eithen on the plate.
Person 1: - You can wait now then.
Person 2: - *sigh* fine... {Thinks Dinner Distraction}
Person 1: - Dinner is ready!
Person 2: - Okay I'm coming. {Turns off computer}
Person 1: - Dinner is Ready!.
Person 2: - The dinner clearly isn't ready...
You haven't eithen put it on the plate...
Person 1: - I tricked you!
Example 2
Person 1: - Dinner is Ready!
Person 2: - I'm coming {Turns off computer}.
{Walks into Kitchen, with food still boiling and not on the plate}.
Person 2: - Why say food is ready when I can't take it into the front room yet, It's not eithen on the plate.
Person 1: - You can wait now then.
Person 2: - *sigh* fine... {Thinks Dinner Distraction}
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used to describe complicated instructions that will probably send any honest hard-working dad into a furious string of cursing as he attempts to put together toys, furniture, and other assemble-yourself our-priced trinkets.
used to describe complicated instructions that will probably send any honest hard-working dad into a furious string of cursing as he attempts to put together toys, furniture, and other assemble-yourself our-priced trinkets.
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"Whoa man, look at those fine WMDs!"
.. 5 minutes later ...
"So what exactly did I come here to do?"
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"So what exactly did I come here to do?"
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