Dislexium

One who makes no sense and is retarded

Paul: Can elephants have sex?
Me: You have dislexium, Paul.

by Lil Uzi Vick November 12, 2018

dog-of-Dislexia

The sig master of PBR. Has been sigged 30+ times. One of the two members who keeps the stories forum alive.

LMAO, d-o-D, SIGGED!!!

by GranDream October 27, 2004

disalexia

someone who has dislexia and is named alexia. Commonly used as a finsta name. Disalexia typically has a strong Massachusetts accent and says many words wrong. Disalexia is one of a kind and a great source of entertainment at any time of day. Everyone loves disalexia

Disalexia thinks that the garaRge is full of pEllows

by jillianp358 October 24, 2017

dislexism

When someone writes something sexist to someone else on the internet, but it is full of spelling errors and the wrong words.

Kathy: Oh wow I like these shoes.

Chad: Thos shus luk lik sumtin a hor wud ware!

Kathy: Wow. That’s a very dislexist thing to say. Idk if I’m more offended by the sexism, or the fact that you managed to spell every word wrong? It’s straight up dislexism!

Chad: Ecsactlie mi plam! Te mor ms. peled te wurdz r, te mor insulin!

Kathy: Lol wut...?

by The_Angry_Dragon June 20, 2018

dislexiated

a word that doesnt but should exist

you dislexiated the sentence

by i hate coffee May 11, 2018

Disflexia

When a person or persons attempts to flex on someone yet messes up and makes it awkward for everyone.

James: Yo im trying to have fun night I’m a photographer so let’s take pics under the stars

Sarah: James we are going to the bars you can’t bring your camera. That’s cool you’re a photographer and all but you have a classic case of disflexia.

by The Commander November 2, 2018

disleximus

A condition known to Hispanic people that can’t say things right

Sorry foo my disleximus is acting up again

by Illegalhispanic October 29, 2020