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Facebook Social Distortion Disorder (FSDD)

A social disorder that makes it possible for your close family and friends to forget about you if u are not currently active on facebook. Sufferers will actually stop emailing and texting you if you're not constantly reminding them of your existance via facebook updates. If you don't exist on facebook, you don't exist to them at all.
I deleted my pics on facebook, and no one called me for a month! I didn't even get invited to my own class reunion. Wow, I didnt know the class of 2000 had Facebook Social Distortion Disorder (FSDD).
by smurfettish May 12, 2010
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discordian

One who practices discordianism.
Ask not what a discordian IS, but rather what ISNT a discordian.
by ryan y February 23, 2005
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discordianism

Practiced by discordians.
Ask not what IS discordianism, but what ISN'T discordianism.
by ryan y February 23, 2005
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Discordianism

1) The belief that Discord is more superior over other instant messaging platforms (e.g. Telegram, Whatsapp).

2) (Plural) Slang and colloquialisms unique to discord servers.
1) Many YTers and twitch streamers who need to create an elaborate community for their followers often swear by Discordianism.

2) Discordianisms were exchanged in another platform and only those who use discord could understand.
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Discordian

You spend money on discord nitro for your kitten, you do nothing but spend your days on discord, you have e-sex with your discord kittens, welcome to the discordian life, my friend.
Friend-“Discord sucks, only fatass losers go on that shit

Me (who is a part of that Discordian life)- *grabs gun*
by Got2BCoolest May 29, 2022
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Discordia

DISCORDIA... is a community unlike any other. We're a mixing pot of wild human animals boiling together 24 hours a day. We believe in equality and freedom. Citizenship is granted upon joining and stands as the only significant role to hold as it comes with two very powerful mod rights.

PS. The Best discord server to ever exist

discordgg goddessofchaos
Lets go to Discordia and fuck around in front street custer.
by Anonnnnnnn1261245 September 22, 2022
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Distance Distortion Factor

when a girl/guy looks appealing from far away but get distinctively uglier the closer you get.
Guy 1: Man she's HOT!!!!!!

Guy 2: Nah man that's a DDF.

Guy 1: A what?

Guy 2: Distance Distortion Factor. See shes so ugly now that were close.
by bombsquad1825 May 13, 2011
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