Mustard dispenser

The mustard dispenser is when you stick your Oscar Mayer under her salad bar then you punch her in the money pocket so hard that golden spicy brown drips out onto your meat.

I gave my cunt a Mustard dispenser because she was dumb enough not to buy me condoms.

by Shiconia August 26, 2010

dispensa

Spanglish for.Im sorry,excuse me,and or my bad.

Dispensa,i didnt mean to step on your shoes. Hey Carlos i slept with your wife dispensa ese.

by MAC KILLMAN, October 12, 2007

disposable heroes

1. The notion that soldiers are so conditioned to kill and die by their country. That doesn't apply so much today where soldiers have the option to enlist and most of them are there to do what is best for their country. It applies, for the most part, to a country's will to have it's soldier be mindless killing machines in uneventful wars that are only taking place becasue said instigating country wants it to.

2. An overlooked song that appears on the album Master of Puttpets by Metallica. In my opinion one of their more complex and technical songs with polictical views that weren;t just jumping on the band wagon of their time 'cough' Greenday 'cough'

1. Our country wants our soldiers to be Disposable Heroes. To go overseas and kill mindlessly while their leaders do not care if they live or die

2. Disposible Heroes is an awesome fuckin song

by sbkfgh123456 December 29, 2006

dispositive

The determinative factor in a decision or question, especially in law.

Whether he blew a .08 or higher on the breathalyzer is dispositive as to whether he will be found guilty of DUI.

by devmodesquad November 22, 2010

Dispeal

A fat ass Muslim discord admin that has no life

Y’all talkin bout ugly fat ass Muslims? I think y’all talkin about dispeal. Please refer to using his name.

by ! Codeine January 12, 2022

Bacon Dispenser

A machine commonly found in restrooms which (according to its pictographs) is a dispenser of delicious cooked pork product. Unfortunately, a working model has never been encountered, as when the button is pressed, the machine only emits hot air out of what should be the bacon spout.

"I wish somebody would fix this bacon dispenser because I sure am hungry!"

by KilleR R0b0T February 16, 2010

methane dispenser

n. derisive term for a human being. all humans release methane when they fart, therefore they are methane dispensers. get it? a farter. person. dude or dudette. breeder.

My friend is such a misanthrope that he refers to all people as "methane dispensers".

by Vernon Reed May 5, 2008