Discalendaria

The inability to read calendars accurately.

Rob showed up to the company picnic on Saturday opposed to Sunday because he has discalendaria.

by Guaca_Molly August 5, 2016

Discrecret

Something so shameful and embarrassing that one discretely keeps it secret even from their closest friends.

My discrecret relationship with my neighbor's wife is something I'll never discuss.

by Misterlady June 18, 2016

doorman discretion

That immense amount of power conferred upon one without commensurate knowledge, experience, or understanding, such that, in effect, the village idiot ends up holding the keys to the U.S. nuclear arsenal, or worse, won't let you into your own office building so you can finish working on that one document that will define the rest of your career and is due tomorrow morning.

I apologize for not filing that brief brief with the supreme court on time, but I was the victim of doorman discretion.

by Mongo23 June 1, 2006

discard

to cancel a acive task or deny to complete it

i was composing a mail but i changed my mind and discard it

by syed abid jamal May 3, 2007

No Discretion

Not giving a fuck. The people in the group are some bad ass mo' fuckas.

Slappin' a bitch, not giving a shit, living life on the edge..No Discretion.

by Your moma. November 27, 2010

discreet

Adjective describing a sexual encounter, with the intent of keeping said encounter a secret. Often used by married men when soliciting sexual activities from women other than their wives.

Joe wanted to cheat on his wife, so he asked a girl on the internet if she was interested in something discreet.

by Linda Harper August 23, 2004

discrepancy

Divergence or disagreement, as between facts or claims; difference.

Jamal: Check out this Quarter O I bought from my dealer!
Carter: Aye nigga this is one big ass discrepancy, you got shorted.

by Tomi OHh! September 1, 2005