Dirty Macgyver

A dirty MacGyver is a man or woman who use everyday random house hold things and or knick knacks to masturbate with. Though a "dirty MacGyver" is not your every day run of the mill Tom or sally, while poor Tom or sally are stuck to the daily chore of Dick in the vacuum or or a cool cucumber in the vagina your "dirty MacGyver" is coming to the rescue with some far more creative masterpieces of the masturbation. See examples below

Kat is such a dirty MacGyver hear this. She made a dildo with a piece of bed post a pair of thongs two possiblythree rubberbands and a condom

"Schmidty. You are a dirty magyver man you'll use any thing to make a pocket pussy ie. Rubber ball (deflated), rubber bands (several), wallered out dildos the list goes on exersize equipment in combination of a container of your choosing. That's what's up"

by Pussyliquer November 4, 2017

dirty mackaylin

When you put your toes up your girls phat asshole. You don’t like it and neither does she.

I heard him and his girl did the dirty Mackaylin. Gross. They on some freaky shit.

by bruhbrobruv April 17, 2020

dirty macho

Exposing you Penis to law enforcement officers unknowingly/ unwillingly.

He was pissing off the side of the boat pulling a total dirty macho to the wardens

by Bigclaw207 June 6, 2020

dirty mackie

When you go to up on a girl and then she smashes a window and then cries rape

She that bird stay away she’s a dirty Mackie

by De Paynes June 27, 2020

dirty macgeyver

A woman who can turn anything into a sexual inuendo

That dirty macgeyver needs a cold shower!

by Desire Deeds September 20, 2020

Dirty Maca

Boy that last at least 3 and a half hours, always gets the job done and you can find him pipeing his bitch with a minimum of 3 joints sticking out his mouth

He is such a dirty maca

by Swazooon October 10, 2020

dirty machine

Dirty machine has the worlds most gigantic cack. If you ever hear the words “Dirty Machine” fear for your life because it will come to an end shortly.

Kid 1: ayo dirty machine, you’re garbage at this game your KD is 3-2

Dirty machine: DIRTY MACHIIIIIIINNEEE

by Derrttty cack 707 April 30, 2021