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make a train take a dirt road

A person (girls usually) who is so attractive, people would do things out of the norm when around her.
Dang, Carrie Fisher used to be able to make a train take a dirt road
by Salsa Sorcerer April 8, 2017
mugGet the make a train take a dirt roadmug.

Stroll down the old dirt road

Veronica hadn’t done anal so Roger used his fingers and tongue to take her on a stroll down the old dirt road.
by Johnny Popcorn April 17, 2022
mugGet the Stroll down the old dirt roadmug.

One way dirt road

The rectum, or asshole, which is meant to have things go down it just one direction....out, not in.
Nothing better ever go up my asshole, thats a one way dirt road...
by shomesomethin July 30, 2010
mugGet the One way dirt roadmug.

road dirt

road dirt: people, usually of the opposite sex, used for the purpose of pleasure while one travels, usually for sports trips, but may include business trips
When playing an out of town ball tourney, Brian picked up some road dirt.
by TooSick4U July 5, 2009
mugGet the road dirtmug.

when the river runs red take the dirt road

when a woman is on her period and you are having sex flip her over and have anal sex
"when the river runs red take the dirt road", said my horny father
by incorrect defenitions June 6, 2014
mugGet the when the river runs red take the dirt roadmug.

When the red rivers flowing, take the dirt road home

Having Anal Intercourse while a girl is on her period.
Joe: I really wanna fuck Joanna, but she's on her period

Fred:Well, you know what they say, when the red rivers flowing, take the dirt road home.

Joe: I better bring lube.
by Mike hock. July 16, 2010
mugGet the When the red rivers flowing, take the dirt road homemug.

I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road.

when attempting intercourse you mistaken put your penis in a woman's ass intead of her vagina.
"Hey man, last night was so crazy! I was getting it on with Melissa and I went to stick it in but I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road."
"What did she say to that?"
"All she said was, 'Wrong hole but keeping going'!"
by Turd McGurd1 September 28, 2012
mugGet the I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road.mug.

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