A psychotic barbarian who is obsessed with the boy band, One Direction. They are the deadliest of all fandoms. They are rude and crazy, hating on girls who meet 1D and not letting new fans into their "fandom" (as it's very exclusive apparently). The only way you can be considered a Directioner is if you have watched One Direction since X Factor and know every single little inside joke there is to know. Once you have that down, there is a rule book. Yes, they are so crazy that to be in their fandom, you must follow the rule book. Break one of the rules, and you will be considered a "Directionator". Once you have been labeled that, they will call you stupid and say things like "oh, you must be new here", or "omg how dare you say Niall is the ugly one."
Directioners all have tumblrs and no social life. They spend hours reblogging pictures of 1D and making gifs of the same stuff over and over. They say things like,"I would love to break tables with Zayn" or "OMG my ovaries just exploded." They also think that jokes from 2 years ago are still funny. i.e. Carrots, spoons, and pussy. Directioners are robots who think that One Direction have no flaws and in their eyes are "absolutely perfect". If you just started to like One Direction after their first single came out, then you are not a proper Directioner.
Directioners all have tumblrs and no social life. They spend hours reblogging pictures of 1D and making gifs of the same stuff over and over. They say things like,"I would love to break tables with Zayn" or "OMG my ovaries just exploded." They also think that jokes from 2 years ago are still funny. i.e. Carrots, spoons, and pussy. Directioners are robots who think that One Direction have no flaws and in their eyes are "absolutely perfect". If you just started to like One Direction after their first single came out, then you are not a proper Directioner.
"OMG I bawled my eyes out after I found out what Moments was really about!!"
"OMG Zayn's new haircut... R.I.P. ovaries."
"We can't use spoons. We love Nandos."
"OMG Louis was so funny at that part! Oh, and this part! And that!"
"I know exactly where the boys will be tomorrow. I'm going to go wait there for hours just so I can meet them!"
"Directioners know they are all gay for each other!!"
"OMG Zayn's new haircut... R.I.P. ovaries."
"We can't use spoons. We love Nandos."
"OMG Louis was so funny at that part! Oh, and this part! And that!"
"I know exactly where the boys will be tomorrow. I'm going to go wait there for hours just so I can meet them!"
"Directioners know they are all gay for each other!!"
by 18kay March 05, 2012
A Directioner is someone who is not only a fan of the boy band One Direction, but they also support the boys no matter what. A Directioner loves all 5 boys (Niall, Louis, Zayn, Liam and Harry) equally! A true Directioner would spend hours on end watching their interviews, updates, photos, diaries etc. and knows all of th inside jokes (Carrots, spoons, Kevin, mirrors, Nandos, thrusts etc). A Directioner sees the boys for more than what they see in interviews and cover stories. Directioners are from all over the world, and they will stand up, love, and support their boys until the day they die.
by 1DERFUL April 04, 2012
A Girl or sometimes Boy who is Dedicated to One Direction. They live, Breathe, Love One Direction. They bow to the Amzing 5 Sex Gods. They do get emotional, Angry, Happy, and to some cases, Laughs uncontrolably, and for no reason. Most are know as "Directionigga(s)" They are also known to be better than Beliebers.
You can tell that girl is a Directioner because she ran away from a spoon.
Boy:Is that girl calling that pigeon "Kevin"? Girl: Yep, shes definetley a Directioner.
If your threatened by a carrot, shes a Directioner. And you better run.
Boy:Is that girl calling that pigeon "Kevin"? Girl: Yep, shes definetley a Directioner.
If your threatened by a carrot, shes a Directioner. And you better run.
by Mrs.1D April 28, 2012
Any fan of the British/Irish boy band, One Direction.
Note: that there are very bad/rude people, and then there are decent human beings. Do not think that because you met some bullshit people who call themselves Directioners that every Directioner is like that. I call the bad ones bullshit Directioners. You don't have to, but I'd just thought I'd mention that.
Age range: ~8 - ~25 (based on the youngest and oldest I've met and/or heard of)
Qualities needed to become a Directioner:
● Listen to their music and not hate them
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● That's it.
Qualities not needed to become a Directioner.
● Like every song, worship them
● Know everyone's names, have all the merchandise
● Run a blog about them, have them as your screensaver, etc.
● Literally everything else, and if someone says you're not a Directioner because you haven't done some of these things, they're a bullshit Directioner, and you should ditch them like immediately.
Most of the Directioners I have personally met were nice. Now I have not met a lot of Directioners, so do not take my word for it. I also feel that the Directioners, who do not talk often about One Direction, are nicer. That is not always true, though.
Note: that there are very bad/rude people, and then there are decent human beings. Do not think that because you met some bullshit people who call themselves Directioners that every Directioner is like that. I call the bad ones bullshit Directioners. You don't have to, but I'd just thought I'd mention that.
Age range: ~8 - ~25 (based on the youngest and oldest I've met and/or heard of)
Qualities needed to become a Directioner:
● Listen to their music and not hate them
●
●
● That's it.
Qualities not needed to become a Directioner.
● Like every song, worship them
● Know everyone's names, have all the merchandise
● Run a blog about them, have them as your screensaver, etc.
● Literally everything else, and if someone says you're not a Directioner because you haven't done some of these things, they're a bullshit Directioner, and you should ditch them like immediately.
Most of the Directioners I have personally met were nice. Now I have not met a lot of Directioners, so do not take my word for it. I also feel that the Directioners, who do not talk often about One Direction, are nicer. That is not always true, though.
Directioners: I like the band One Direction.
Non-directioner: I don't really like their music
Decent Directioner: Okay, that's fine.
Bullshit Directioner: UGH HOW DO YOU NOT THEY ARE PERFECT AND YOU ARE SO STUPID AND I HATE YOU!!!!!!1!1!1!!!! GET AWAY FROM ME!1!!
Non-directioner: I don't really like their music
Decent Directioner: Okay, that's fine.
Bullshit Directioner: UGH HOW DO YOU NOT THEY ARE PERFECT AND YOU ARE SO STUPID AND I HATE YOU!!!!!!1!1!1!!!! GET AWAY FROM ME!1!!
by yes i am a directioner ok November 30, 2013
Someone you don't want to fuck with. They are hardcore One Direction fans. They are the deadliest fandoms of all and are the best at hacking and leaking songs/albums/pictures/videos.
"Did yOU SEE HIS NEW TATTOO!!?"
"ASDFGIFAFI THEY'RE SO PERFECT!!"
"I'm a directioner."
"Best people you will ever meet."
"ASDFGIFAFI THEY'RE SO PERFECT!!"
"I'm a directioner."
"Best people you will ever meet."
by PinkyPhoto October 12, 2014
Someone who is not 'obsessed', but 'dedicated' to One Direction. They support the boys in everything they do and will always stay by their side no matter how rough things get in this fandom. They may not know everything, but they know a lot to pass the Directioner mark.
They support the boys in everything they do and do not hate on their friends, family, girlfriends etc. They have many posters, know the lyrics to One Direction's songs and stick together as a family. Directioners aren't mean, but can be a bit 'sassy' if someone teases the boys, sends hate to anyone related to the boys, tease other Directioners etc.
They support the boys in everything they do and do not hate on their friends, family, girlfriends etc. They have many posters, know the lyrics to One Direction's songs and stick together as a family. Directioners aren't mean, but can be a bit 'sassy' if someone teases the boys, sends hate to anyone related to the boys, tease other Directioners etc.
Directioners are one of the best fandoms.
A Directionator will try and bring a Directioner down, but it will not work.
A Directioner shouted, "WE LOVE YOU ONE DIRECTION!!"
A Directionator will try and bring a Directioner down, but it will not work.
A Directioner shouted, "WE LOVE YOU ONE DIRECTION!!"
by iJanoskianator January 17, 2013
The craziest, scariest, most obsessive and most widespread fans out there. Directioners are fans of the popular boy band, One Direction, and despite what people think, they arEN’T ONLY MADE UP OF TEENAGE GIRLS. They are really intimidating and if you mess with one, then don’t expect to think that your address, phone password and embarrassing pictures will be kept private. They can hack ANYTHING, and know everything about the bois of One Direction; their blood type, the school they went to as kids, their time of birth, the hospital they were born in, how heavy they were at birth, their penis sizes . . .
Basically the FBI in fan form
Basically the FBI in fan form
Person 1: I wanna hook up with you ;)
Person 2: I mean, I would, but my girlfriend is a directioner . . .
Person 1: yeesh, never mind, I don’t want to die
Person 2: I mean, I would, but my girlfriend is a directioner . . .
Person 1: yeesh, never mind, I don’t want to die
by Rowena_Ravenclaw_HP November 28, 2020