diner head

To receive a blowjob from the person sitting next to you in a diner booth. Especially risky because of waiters, other customers, hot coffee, etc. but much more rewarding than road head.

"Lawrence, you're not eating anything so give me diner head!"

"Go go diner head!"

"Abe Lincoln, isn't it about time you gave me some diner head?"

by casino100 July 31, 2009

dinner plate sized asshole

Dinner plates are most commonly 10 inches in diameter. This size isn't ideal since, the average asshole can stretch to 7 inches only, therefore, that plate is never coming out of your ass, unless you gaped it first

oh daddy gape me with your dinner plate after dinner
give me a dinner plate sized asshole

by cum.stain.stan April 25, 2022

Denterexic

When someone has white teeth but they think that their teeth are yellow so they obsess over brushing their teeth/whitening them. Similar to anorexia but involving an obsession over teeth rather than weight.

Jim: "My teeth look so yellow today."
Bob: "Dude your teeth look completely fine. They actually look pretty white today."
Jim: "Oh, we'll I'm just gonna brush my teeth again later anyway."
Bob: "Wow you actually have a problem. You might even be denterexic."

by Unknown denterexic patient April 26, 2013

dick dinger

To ingest cocaine via inhalation off of an erect penis, usually by another man.

He did a dick dinger before blowing his boyfriend.

by xsynfulx June 7, 2016

second dinner

A dinner which occurs after conventional dinner time (5:30-8:00). Usually occurs near midnight/early morning (11:30-2:30). Consists of going out with friends to get said meal, usually fast food, but real resturants may be acceptable. In order to have second dinner, one must have first dinner.

Eaten to stave off sleep-munchies.

Dude, are you down for second dinner tonight after some counter-strike?

Today's dinner sucked real bad, I can't wait for second dinner.

How many times do I need to tell you? Second dinner is every wedenesday!!!

This food sucks, I'm already thinking about second dinner.

by Andrew 'The Captain' Hoang April 26, 2006

neck dinner

The act of giving head, dome, Fellatio,or giving brain

"I heard Keisha gave you a neck dinner?"

by King_Bee94 February 27, 2013

A Candlelit Dinner With Inamorta

Best fucking song ever, plain and simple.

Go youtube it, right now, it's by Asking Alexandria.

Person A: This isn't over baby don't believe a word they said!
Person B: BUT THEN, SHE TAKES A MOMENT TO PONDER, TO WONDER WHAT COULD'VE BEEN GIVEN ANOTHER CHANCE!
Person A: Fuck yeah! A Candlelit Dinner With Inamorta owns!

by awrawerawerwar May 1, 2010