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Dingleberry

a Trump defender clinging to the ass in the White House
That Republican dingleberry blindly defends Trump's ignorance of the constitution..
by Counter-Dumbfuckery February 28, 2017
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Dingleberry

Hair hang from your butt with a surprise
Did you see his dingleberry?!
by Epic mess March 3, 2016
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Dingleberry

Piece of dried up shit stuck in your butt hairs
Billie ate bens dingleberry out of his hairy ass then took his nasty ass virginity
by Jay Jeffcoat December 13, 2007
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Dingleberry

Q: Hey, it that the new Blackberry? A: No, this is the dingleberry!
by Jstrickland March 4, 2009
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Dingleberry

a peice off shit hanging from a hairy ass.
Ex. OH look ! the evil bunny has a dingleberry
by mr. spoogles July 15, 2008
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dingleberries

When wiping your butt with cheap toilet paper, pieces of cheap toilet paper catch/cling to anus hair(s), therefore having berries that dingle from your butt.
If you use that generic toilet paper, you'll get dingleberries.
by samiam6977 January 16, 2009
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dingleberry

A smallish, semi-dry, extraordinarily tenacious remnant of fecal matter which, when unwittingly rolled into a mixture with toilet paper lint by the action of wiping, becomes almost irremovably entangled among ones anal hair, a situationality exacerbated by the vigorous chafing and friction between the buttocks and most commonly remedied by the sad and almost entirely unavoidable remedy of plucking out at its root the individual hair to which each dingleberry is conjoined. Of related interest, dingleberries are often noted as having the vague odor of undigested corn or peanuts.
*Plink*

Ouch! Son of a bitch, that hurt!

Then, dingleberry is uphelp by a coarse and curly hair between the fingers about 6 inches in front of the face and marveled at by the viewer, who experiences waves of anger, wonder, and bitterness while contemplating in earnest the sordid and very stupid affair of shaving the unfortunate crease in his or her own ass.
by Joatamon December 28, 2005
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