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Dingleberries 

pieces of poo that you meant to poop out, But they stayed in your ass.
Eeew!!! I have dingleberries in panties again!!! :(
Dingleberries by scorpion April 22, 2004

dingleberries 

–noun, singular -rry.
Slang. small clots of dried shit clinging to the rump of an animal or to the anal hairs of a human being.
"Beware those 'optimists' who publicly declare they can plant their dingleberries in the fetid soil of consumer society & harvest a bouquet of roses the following summer. They're just cracking walnuts with their ass."

--Henry Chinaski, "The Pisswild Horses of Perdition" (Black Sparrow Press, 1973)

dingleberries 

Balls of hard shit that hangs from ones ass. A real pain to get them off in the shower.
"Fuck, I have dingleberries again? third time this week!"
dingleberries by ICEFIRE December 21, 2013

dingleberries 

Ow! Don't kick my dingleberries, Nate!
dingleberries by cavecharm October 31, 2014

Dingleberries 

Tiny lumps of crusty shit stuck to the hairs of your arseole after taking a good shit.
Excuse me while I just pop to the shithouse but I need to get rid of some dingleberries from my arseole
Dingleberries by FARTPANTS44 August 29, 2018

Dingleberries 

Pro as fuck zilean that carries ur ass.
Thanks for the carry Dingleberries. "kreygasm".
Dingleberries by LilMega February 11, 2019