The crusty fecal matter that cannot be removed on the first wipe. These devilish pieces of turd dangle like unwanted Christmas ornaments. Just as you commit to wiping any remnants away, they form into tiny clusters resembling a horrible goulash of brown and black nuggets.
by DingleDangle November 9, 2007
Get the dingleberrymug. A common yet delightful hybrid of fecal matter, shit paper, and ass hair. Dingleberry's can be the result of poor anal hygine and are the primary suspect for the infamous ass itch
syndrome and the all familiar skid mark. Can be alleviated by immediate shower following a nice relaxing dump. Most men, however, enjoy the accumulation and smell of a finely aged dingleberry!
syndrome and the all familiar skid mark. Can be alleviated by immediate shower following a nice relaxing dump. Most men, however, enjoy the accumulation and smell of a finely aged dingleberry!
Man, I haven't washed my stink hole for two weeks, and have come down with a serious case of ass itch. I hate to do it but I think I'll get my girl to clip off those delightful dingleberrys! Sure will miss the skids!
by King Turd January 21, 2006
Get the dingleberrymug. A dingleberry is very simply, a piece of fecal matter which hangs on to the ass hair within a mans ass crack ommiting an unpleasent odor which can be smelled when close to ones ass. It can also cause itching in the anal area.
by C. Ciccone September 22, 2005
Get the dingleberrymug. While scratching my rectum, I was pleasantly suprised to find a plethora of dingleberries suspended in my pubic hair.
by Allen Schmidt May 8, 2003
Get the dingleberrymug. by slicksal July 9, 2007
Get the dingleberrymug. A dingleberry is a peice of shit that doesn't know how to swim so she hangs onto your anal hairs for her life while you are pushing Mr. Brown. Dingleberries plural for dingleberry.
by Ceyhan August 27, 2004
Get the dingleberriesmug. by Cuntwaffle October 28, 2009
Get the dingleberriesmug.