liquor dinner

Getting your drink on instead of eating dinner. Maybe to save calories, maybe because you're a drunkard.

TV dinners for you kids tonight; momma's having liquor dinner!

by Darlinkakevina April 27, 2016

dinner

Something that the king wonders about.

King: "I wonder what's for dinner."
Link: "Oh boy! I'm so hungry, I could eat an Octarok!"

by Raymoo November 1, 2007

dinner medals

Food stains from your last meal.

Dinner medals come in different shapes, sizes and textures, and you can also scratch-n-sniff them.

by clairem April 21, 2007

diner head

To receive a blowjob from the person sitting next to you in a diner booth. Especially risky because of waiters, other customers, hot coffee, etc. but much more rewarding than road head.

"Lawrence, you're not eating anything so give me diner head!"

"Go go diner head!"

"Abe Lincoln, isn't it about time you gave me some diner head?"

by casino100 July 31, 2009

dinner plate sized asshole

Dinner plates are most commonly 10 inches in diameter. This size isn't ideal since, the average asshole can stretch to 7 inches only, therefore, that plate is never coming out of your ass, unless you gaped it first

oh daddy gape me with your dinner plate after dinner
give me a dinner plate sized asshole

by cum.stain.stan April 25, 2022

dick dinger

To ingest cocaine via inhalation off of an erect penis, usually by another man.

He did a dick dinger before blowing his boyfriend.

by xsynfulx June 7, 2016

second dinner

A dinner which occurs after conventional dinner time (5:30-8:00). Usually occurs near midnight/early morning (11:30-2:30). Consists of going out with friends to get said meal, usually fast food, but real resturants may be acceptable. In order to have second dinner, one must have first dinner.

Eaten to stave off sleep-munchies.

Dude, are you down for second dinner tonight after some counter-strike?

Today's dinner sucked real bad, I can't wait for second dinner.

How many times do I need to tell you? Second dinner is every wedenesday!!!

This food sucks, I'm already thinking about second dinner.

by Andrew 'The Captain' Hoang April 26, 2006