Someone who is such a complete dumbass, that they should have a PhD in being retarded. Dumass is one letter short of Dumbass, which makes it funnier when they don't realize what you're talking about.
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To be distracted or otherwise temporarily useless because of a nearby hottie. See also disassatraction.
Literally a compound of distract and ass.
To be distracted or otherwise temporarily useless because of a nearby hottie. See also disassatraction.
Literally a compound of distract and ass.
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Get the Dimbass mug.A Dimas is a person who is overly proud to be Portuguese. They are often blinded by their pride during major Soccer tournaments in which Portugal is in. The female Dimas is just as common as the male Dimas and they often congregate on social media with incoherent ramblings about soccer.
You can often find them fishing for compliments, such as asking for congratulations after Portugal won a soccer match, despite them not having any role in the win.
The common Dimas is typically dormant for 2 years, but often wakes up just a week or so before a major soccer tournament. Full Dimas maturity varies, but this usually occurs on or after Portugal's second match in any Euro/World Cup.
They often idolize Cristiano Ronaldo, comparing him to God or Jesus.
10/10 on the being extra scale.
You can often find them fishing for compliments, such as asking for congratulations after Portugal won a soccer match, despite them not having any role in the win.
The common Dimas is typically dormant for 2 years, but often wakes up just a week or so before a major soccer tournament. Full Dimas maturity varies, but this usually occurs on or after Portugal's second match in any Euro/World Cup.
They often idolize Cristiano Ronaldo, comparing him to God or Jesus.
10/10 on the being extra scale.
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Get the Dipass mug.1.One who's level of intelligence is comparable to that of their own ass.
2.One who's actions suggest that they might be thinking with their own ass, though it, like their brain, lacks the ability to make intelligent decisions.
See also dumnass
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(Don't spend too much time on these alternatives, sperm-for-brains. They all mean the same thing.
Jesus. Dumass.
2.One who's actions suggest that they might be thinking with their own ass, though it, like their brain, lacks the ability to make intelligent decisions.
See also dumnass
dum ass
dumn ass
(Don't spend too much time on these alternatives, sperm-for-brains. They all mean the same thing.
Jesus. Dumass.
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