When you are having the
average ol' day, and then the dildos strike in several questionable areas. Is known to
trigger PTSD for the few who have experienced it. It is no joking matter.
Grandson: Hey pops, I
hope you get better soon, after that incident you haven't been the same... Hey, can ya tell me about Dildo Disaster
Tuesday? You mentioned it at some point and never told me anything about it.
Grandfather: No son, its Dildo DisASSter
Tuesday. It was one of the worst days of my life, they came out of nowhere, they surrounded the
house, and there were hundreds of them! I was just trying to sleep in the ol' bed and I was woken up by screaming, and out the window I saw it,
people running away from flying dildos that had became sentient, and a giant one even walked! The giant one ran towards the door and broke it down, I even got out my shotgun, but it was too late, it got in, it smacked me and my wife, and soon enough son... we were fucked, and it was painful as Hell.
Nurse: He'
s acting crazy again! We need to sedate him!
