after trying to tolerate a single 8 oz can of this flavorless syrup he gave up and went back to his Mt. Dew
by Brad Dabbs July 23, 2005
Imitation Coca-cola that has no sugar in it. Tastes okay, but is absolutely filled to the freaking brim with all sorts of chemicals that cause CANCER. (i.e. saccharin, aspartame) I swear, the entire diet coke generation is going to DIE when they are 40 years old of cancer.
by w00tster January 05, 2005
Customer: one Diet Coke please.
Mechanic: do you mean battery acid?
Customer: is that not what I said?
Mechanic: do you mean battery acid?
Customer: is that not what I said?
by BigTimeRushIsC00l July 16, 2019
by Buck47 March 22, 2006
One of the few soft drinks that isn't so loaded with sweeteners it resembles the shit you put in your hummingbird feeder.
"Gimme a Diet Coke. If I wanted anything else I'd chug a bag of sugar instead, it's cheaper and tastes the same."
by Duty August 11, 2004
A soft oddly coloured beverage from coco-cola
The dieting is simple, much of the liquid is replaced with gas. Also refered to later on as farts or trumps
Unlike the original though it doesnt leave you feeling like your teeth are rubber coated. Therefore feeling much more human and not made from cheap plastic or have teeth made from bits of old erasers.
The dieting is simple, much of the liquid is replaced with gas. Also refered to later on as farts or trumps
Unlike the original though it doesnt leave you feeling like your teeth are rubber coated. Therefore feeling much more human and not made from cheap plastic or have teeth made from bits of old erasers.
Becky 'Please can I order a glass of diet coke, i dont feel like getting my brand new set of teeth all rubbery.'
by bexangel December 29, 2008
When one takes a condom, fills it with diet coke and freezes it. The Diet Coke Condom can be used as a weapon for self-defense or as a dildo, it has other uses too.
The Diet Coke Condom was invented by popular manga bishonen schoolboy Rodrick Heffley as a weapon against his younger brother Manny-kun.
The Diet Coke Condom was invented by popular manga bishonen schoolboy Rodrick Heffley as a weapon against his younger brother Manny-kun.
Rodrick has filled a condom with Diet Coke, froze it, and bashed Manny over the head with it. Manny has fucking died. The Diet Coke Condom is a deadly weapon.
by DietCokeCondom6969696 April 30, 2021