professor dickdouche

A sentient entity who is in the state of being dick and a douche at the same time
"professor" implies sarcastically that the offended person is intelligent.

teacher: BE QUIIIIEEEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
Me: OK professor dickdouche

by wangjiahua December 11, 2010

dicky-do

You can't see your penis because of your stomach.

Marcus "I've got a dicky-do"
Gabe "What's a dicky-do?"
Marcus "It's when your belly sticks out farther than your dicky do!"

by Created by Marcus submitted by Ronnie September 7, 2005

dickdown

to put it down physically in the sack with a female

man i had this lil honey over last night & man i gave her the dickdown

by var April 28, 2005

dicky do

When you are sooooo fuckin fat that your unhumanely large stomach hangs far over your dick, which causes you to not be able to see it!!!!

hey man, how am i supposed to suck yo dick, when you got a dicky do? I aint bouts ta hold all dat jelly up!

by 50 cent butt slut May 16, 2005

dickdouche

Someone who cleans dude's dicks....... with their face. Another way to say "cock sucker".

"Don't be such a dick douche." "That guy Brian is such a dickdouche!"

by "Biff Rinaldi" March 28, 2009

DickDonald's

A derogatory nickname for the fast food mega-corporation McDonald's, the restaurant where you can buy a hamburger that contains more salt than you should consume in a week and enough calories to fuel an entire day. Since millions of people have been waking up to the reality that McDonald's food is not fit for human consumption, the company now thrives off of option-starved nighthawks, creating a near monopoly in the after 10-pm food market. It's primary customers now are evening shift workers (and bartenders as well as other service industry workers), drunks coming from the bars at 2 am (in the drive-through, no less). In other words, people who are so hungry and tired, or drunk and stupid that they are practically forced to consume this edible garbage.

Stoner 1 (out of towner) - Where can we get some food around here after our 4:20 session?

Stoner 2 (local) - 7/11 or DickDonald's. Sucks balls, eh?

by Leroy Brown 420 January 30, 2009

Dickdownable

An Adverb; used to describe a person/thing, whom one would consider having sexual intercourse with.

Damn homie, that girl is so bomb.com. I'd have to agree you, very dickdownable.

by kushmaster909 June 19, 2010