dicktable

Being a predictable asshole.

Cal, you're being such a fucking dicktable.

by gggromit May 14, 2014

dickwaddle

Dickwaddle- Another term used for a wanker, idiot or a really bad slip up.

Bob: Wow did you see how drunk frank was the other night
Tony :Yeah, he's such a dickwaddle.

by JBBoobies December 24, 2016

dickwack

an absolute dickhead who rarely uses commonsense or his/her brain.

"hey dickwack, dont light your cigareete while filling up your car!"

by Bigshonk February 4, 2004

dickwad

A filler word you can use in your everyday conversation if you don’t want to sound too much like a Terminator. If used correctly, it will make you sound cool and tough at the same time.

John: You gotta listen to the way people talk. You don’t say “affirmative” or some shit like that. You say “no problemo”. … If someone gets upset you say “chill out”! Or you can do combinations.
Terminator: Chill out, dickwad.
John: Great! See, you’re getting it!
Terminator: No problemo.

by DJ Frolic October 6, 2010

Dickwall

The wall of guys that form a barrier between the dance floor and the bar area of any nightclub. Usually forms organically in such a fashion to block access onto the dancefloor or off the dancefloor. The dickwall will not move to let people pass and always looks a cross between desperate, perverted, and sleepy. The dickwall likes to force people to brush against them to leave the dancefloor and pass into the bar area. Often forms around 10pm and disperses by 1am when the dickwall realizes they are not going to have women or in some guys case, men, approach the dickwall and try to hook up.

dickwall, dick wall, dick-wall, cockwall, cock-wall, ballhall, ball-hall (both walls of a hall covered in a dickwall so you brush against both sides), the douche fence (only if its made up of mostly italian men)

I didn't see you on the dancefloor, the dickwall was too deep.

I hate going to the bar, there are always creepy old guys in the dickwall.

Did you see that total fag in the dickwall?

Why are all the black guys in the dickwall without any endowment.

Susan was trying to get to the dancefloor but got caught up in the dickwall and we lost her.

by Harmmany September 5, 2011

dickabetes

Dickabetes (noun) ;

Pronounced (dik-a-bee-tees)

When a girl feels she will die if she doesn't get a penile injection.

One type of treatment is administered orally. It is classified as a DCI (dickabetical cumsulin injection). A DCI is administered when the female is giving oral sex. Once the male is seconds from cumming in the mouth of the person suffering from dickabetes, he injects himself with an insulin needle then transfers the insulin through his giz into the woman's mouth.

Failure to treat a DCI will result in dickococcal pneumonia. Dickococcal pneumonia leads to serious depression or even death.

That girl keeps looking at my crotch. I think shes suffering from dickabetes.

by Shasta P. McNasty May 28, 2016

dickwad

Commonplace reference to George W. Bush

George W. Bush is a dickwad.

by dabren October 9, 2005