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dicktionary

A textbook which one utilizes when the male extremities of another are presented in a surprising fashion. The textbook is utilized to assess said appendage in categories such as strength, weight, and weight-to-strength ratio.
Yo when JJ whipped out his thang, I also whipped it out... my dicktionary that is!
by punjuffalo13 July 31, 2009
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Dickeating

Dickeating is when you mind someone else business.
You forreal dickeating yo.
by You geeking dickhead November 3, 2020
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cake dickeration

"cake dickeration" describes the decorating of a cake by drawing a large penis on it!
I'll draw a large penis with the frosting on that cake!
That is some nice "cake dickeration"!
by Hans Honk April 21, 2015
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Urban Dicktionary

What Urban Dictionary has become now.
Edgy teen: omegawd! i dont know deez word lemme look it up on Urban Dicktionary.
Edgy lexicographer: *puts troll face as you insult english words with stupid definitions*
by TheOTerAuthorOtter June 4, 2017
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Dicktion

Friction between your dick and clothing, usually boxers or your pants. Caused when clothing rubs against the penis and causes chaffing and discomfort. Can usually lead to rashes, tenderness, and the inability to use it.
*Guy readjusts his privates*
Eric- Hey man, you got crabs or something?
Jay- Nah these boxers are a little tight and there is some dicktion.
Eric- Painful and embarrassing, but the most attention its' gotten from something other than your hand in a while
Jay- True dat
by Dareallyrealboss July 25, 2011
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Dickatron

A practical joke in which one wipes ones willy on someone in the middle of the dance floor, with out them knowing....
'Oi mate, I am about to 'dickatron' carl'
'Yeah do it hahaha'
by MC Fr3dz4 j4y May 15, 2014
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Urban Dicktionarying

Posting a definition of a person, place, or thing on Urban Dictionary that you don't like just out of spite. If done about a person, its usually by a balls-less person who is afraid to say it to said person's face.
Chad: Dude, I'm gonna do some Urban Dicktionarying about John later because I am too much of a pussy to talk shit about him to his face.

Dakota: Only total Thunder Cunts do that... You dumbass.
by Dakota ftw February 21, 2010
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